poziomeczka: ([esca] morning light)
Oh man, everyone been up and about de-anoning and posting their lovely fic [livejournal.com profile] eagle_exchange, so this is way overdue. It has originally been written for the beautiful [livejournal.com profile] sistermine who, I'm happy to say, ended up liking it a lot. A sequel is not impossible.

title built to collapse and crumble rating nc-17 disclaimer i own absolutely nothing, the universe of this porny snippet (is it even still a snippet? it sure as hell begun as one) has been inspired by the Starfighter by Hamlet Machine
I would like to thank by two beautiful betas [livejournal.com profile] riventhorn  who run through it right before the deadline and [livejournal.com profile] lalazee that combed through it afterwards.AND A BIG THANKS TO [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet for the pretteh.
warnings sex-pollen, dub-con, come-marking, bossy space navigators, cock-slutty space pilots.



poziomeczka: ([erw] the queen of south)
SUGARCUBES, your dear Reverend is late again and atrociously unapologetic about it. Educashun, as the beautiful Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle calls it, has kept me occupied both over the Easter Break (I have literally managed to read *one* Big Bang, from my ambitious plan to at least read three) and now that I'm back at merciless uni, two weeks before the exam session and my fucking placement of doom (that I will flirt, love, harass, molest, beg and weep my way through) I haven't even had time to catch my breath (or some sleep for that matter. SLEEP WOULD BE GOOD). HOWEVER, my beauties! With your firm flanks and bushy manes (uhm as Esc and Mrc would phrase it?)! I have not stop loving you!  


Make sure to wish our honourary Cleric [livejournal.com profile] stellarsara a very happy birthday in the post below (or here)! And check out the ABSOLUTE BEAUTY OF A BIG BANG MULTIMEDIA FILL that [livejournal.com profile] bachaboska made for [livejournal.com profile] dustfinger223's magical HP-cross-over Big Bang fic:  Solidarity (and Some Kind of Integrity).

With that said, my lovely congregates, I would like to invite you all for another week of joyful porn parades! 
LOVE, LAUGH, PORN.



Principiis obsta )
    
PORN ON ME HEARTIES <3!
poziomeczka: ([jamiebell] sleepy kitteh)
Ladies and honourable gentlemen, today is the birthday of a VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL PERSON.
[livejournal.com profile] stellarsara is one of the most *fun* people I've met in fandom. She's hilarious, and beautiful and capslocky and unlike me, she's actually a real person that pays her fucking taxes. 
Have a beautiful day hen, filled with confetti and champagne and strawberries dipped in chocolate fed to you by oiled, hot men in little else but loin-cloths. And maybe some strategically placed jewellery. 



THE REVERENDS LOVE YOU!
poziomeczka: ([bender])
[livejournal.com profile] makowe_pola has her birthday on today! It is hard to believe that 14th of April could handle all this awesomeness , it's a wonder this  hemisphere has not yet imploded!

GIRL, you are  absolutely fabulous and fangirling, caps-locking and gossiping with you is the best past-time one could hope so!
You're one of the most ridiculously talented artists I know, hell, ST is a fandom I do little else but lurk in and yet you make me dive in face-first in whatever new masterpiece you come up with. You're awesome and hilarious and just like me shipping all the hipster ships ;) AND GAILA, CAUSE YOU KNOW. SHE LOVES YOU (AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE)


happy birthday my love<333 wszystkiego naj naj naj najlepszego!!!

bb's rec

Apr. 11th, 2012 03:41 pm
poziomeczka: ([hallamfoe] when it gets too hard)
It's really embarrassing that it's April and I've just tackled one big bang, but guys if you have not yet read [livejournal.com profile] demon_rum's amazing Everything's a Stall cause I have WEPT LIKE A WEAN.
poziomeczka: ([jb]that's the opposite of what i wanted)
Today's a very very special day for our most lyrically-gifted [livejournal.com profile] pouxin, she has blessed our lives generously the second the has entered the fandom with her incredible Petting Teacher and followed it with gorgeous Odi et Amo (that I have yet to finish, damn you university!), and many many more!
Happy birthday o lovely [livejournal.com profile] pouxin, have a splendid one!

poziomeczka: ([marcus])
MWAHAHAHAH DRAFT OF ESSAY DONE. BIG BANGS HERE I COME!!
poziomeczka: ([jbells] laughing (black and white))
[livejournal.com profile] skysthelimit_7 !!!! I GOT YOUR LETTER OMFFFFG I WISH I COULD HUG YOU. SO HARD. SO SO SO SO HARD. 
poziomeczka: ([chan] bang bang)
MUNCHINS, LEPRECHAUNS, MY CHARMING APRIL ELVES. Fuck me sideways, I'm tired. I wish the Big Bangs would take care of my assignments so I could read them instead. However, here we are! Greeting another lovely spring into the fandom. April is actually a rather emotional month since a year a go, in April, I wrote my first (admittedly horrible) fic. Memories of torment and procrastination come flooding abound. Since it's April Fools' or Gawkin' Day as it's been called here in Scotland (does anyone even call it that still? Apart from me that is? But I live in like 19th century), the Reverend [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet and I (well, mostly the Reverend since I was in no mental state to decide anything) decided to provide you with some light-hearted entertainment this time :) 

And with April showers, and sunshine, daffodils and the promise of creme eggs (for some *nudge nudge*) I would like to greet you *most warmly* to another Sunday Service, let fic pop up everywhere like the pasty British folk do on the fields the second the fiery sky deity is out of the clouds. Have a wonderful time! Discuss plot ideas and kinks and write, laugh, love and porn! 

poziomeczka: ([jb] smoke)
dear all,
Morgan, also known as[livejournal.com profile] originalpuck, has graced us with her talent, wit and enthusiasm ever since that fateful Sunday Service many many many many weeks ago when she came up with so many awesome ideas in one comment we have all fallen heads over heels for that wee lassie.
AND TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY SO RUSH RIGHT THIS INSTANT TO WISH HER ALL THE BEST!

MORGAN, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL BOTH IN FANDOM AND OUTSIDE IT AND I WANT TO WISH YOU AN AMAZING, WONDERFUL DAY!

THE REVEREND [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet (who made this beautiful card for you) AND I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU ALL THE BEST ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, O LOVELY MORGAN. DRINK AND MAKE MERRY AND HAVE AN AMAZING TIME WITH THOSE THAT LOVE YOU. WE HUMBLY WISH WE COULD HUG YOU IN PERSON!

poziomeczka: ([jamie bell] milkshake)
GUMMY BEARS, CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, SUGARCUBES,  Flock, congregation, my firm believers.
Your ever faithful Reverends would like to humbly grovel for your forgiveness yet again, as this most modest and unconvinced of her own awesomeness Reverend has been so incredibly busy for the past weeks she has had hardly any time to attend to hers and yours spiritual and porny needs. She has slaved away, not by the beds of sexy Centurions, but over essays and she  is so happy that she can return to youse even if briefly.

Awright, writing about myself in the third person is kind of fucking weird, so I'll stop. 
FLOCK, I miss you. I've been pretty much MIA because of either wonderful, beautiful and gorgeous guests like your faithful Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle or trying to finish dissertation proposals and class projects and freaking out over placements like a little bitch. It does my heid in cause this is like a fucking fiesta in this fandom, with [livejournal.com profile] eagle_exchange and [livejournal.com profile] eagle_bigbang, I haven't even had the time to catch up with all the masterpieces and yet they keep popping out like flowers in the midst of spring. Very fitting too! 

My lovely little raindrops of last days of March, I'd love to present to you  yet another Sunday Service, I have glimpsed so many new faces recently so I cannot but hope and see them during our porny masses. Kick back, relax and enjoy the show, the service and the ceremony. Porn with thy neighbour, for that is the will of the gods of m/m erotica! 


that sound? that was me, *chewing* the bed )
poziomeczka: ([jamiebell]- up yers)
guys guys guys guys guys

THE COLLEGE AU OMFFFG-----PART 41

also om another note; I'm so sorry I haven't been around but uni has been a murrrdah!
I promise to be around with both the Sunday Service and putting my nose in your daily lives as of very soon!

I MISS YOU FANDOM!

KIPPIS!

Mar. 20th, 2012 07:50 pm
poziomeczka: (it's ace!)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [livejournal.com profile] celebelei [livejournal.com profile] celebei IS COMING TO BE MY BUNK BUDDY IN MAY!!!! YOUSE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME!!!
poziomeczka: ([quotes]- whiskey!)
La Fheile Padraig Sona Daoibh!!!

Happy St. Paddy's Day everyone! Whether you're Irish, of heavily diluted Irish descend (like myself) or whether you just have an enormous BONER for the members of the Irish population (also like myself) have an amazing day. Chug Guinness, drink whiskey and have a ballin' time!!!



poziomeczka: ([quotes]- whiskey!)
I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU ALL HOW FUCKING AMAZING BISHOP [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle IS.
I'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN I CANNOT EVEN EXPRESS IT IN WORDS THEREFORE I WILL SETTLE FOR NOISES:

NARNARNARNARNARNARNARNAR

SHE IS FANTASTIC, HILARIOUS, CLEVER AND SO FUCKING FUNNY AND AS PROPRIETY-IMPAIRED AS MYSELF. IF YOU THINK SHE'S AWESOME ONLINE, WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. WE HAVE TALKED SCOTTISH IN A WAY THAT WOULD OFFEND ANYONE HUMAN, STOLE MUSEUMS' CHILDREN ZONES FROM CHILDREN (AGAIN, IN MY CASE, I'M LIKE A NOTORIOUS VILLAIN), I HAVE YELLED AT HER WITH KINDNESS AND TENDERNESS, WE HAVE SLAGGED OFF JAMIE BELL AND WE HAVE DEMONSTRATED WHAT WE WOULD DO TO HIS ARSE (NO' IN A PERRRRVERTED WEEY).

THANK YOU HEN. FOR THE MOST AMAZING TIME. GOD I ALREADY MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!

ALSO OMFFFGGGG I'M READING THE EXCHANGE FIC FOR MEEE OMFFFGGG

BE JELAOUS

Mar. 11th, 2012 10:25 am
poziomeczka: ([jb] epic face)
I'M CURRENTLY CHILLIN' WITH BISHOP [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle AND SHE IS INCREDIBLE. WE ARE LITERALLY CAPSLOCKING AT EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE!
poziomeczka: ([pjvilar's were au] esca)
guys guys guys
if you haven't read [livejournal.com profile] pjvilar's Pack of Two that now has a second chapter do so immediately!
it's a startlingly well written canon era werewolf au, that is so poignant and dangerously beautiful in just few lines i'd be a fool not to recommend it to everyone.
poziomeczka: ([jbells] laughing (black and white))
Parishoners, if you are not watching the lovely [livejournal.com profile] eagle_exchange you really should, there's some absolutely incredible fic being posted daily!  Various genres, various kinks but all of our favourites, I assure you. 

I apologize (once again, jeez, had I not been British I'd be sick of saying I'm sorry by now) for the lateness but I've been so horribly busy with essays and uni work, I've had very little online time available and when I do get it, it's usually so I can read a fic with one eye whilst the other looks at some dire academic paper. To all those I owe a PM to, I shall respond as soon as I can and the Reverend loves you long time, don't you worry!
ALBEIT, my pumkinpies, not all is dull as a dishwasher in the the life of your Reverend, I am proud to announce that Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle is going to do me the honour of joining me for a highland fling this weekend; a whisky-fuelled, fangirling raid of shenanigans. I can hardly wait! 

I'm most PLEASED to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!!  Especially my new added friends, my new fandom castanets that tap the beat to which my fannish feet must dance! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.
    


can you call someone a jizz cock? )
poziomeczka: ([ma] let them eat cake)
GUYS LOOK LOOK LOOK [livejournal.com profile] makowe_pola DID THIS AMAZING GAILA FOR ME AND [livejournal.com profile] kianspo! GO AND LOOK!! HOW PRETTEH.
poziomeczka: ([jb] smoke)
BEAVERS, MOOSE, MAPLES, FLOCK. My time in Canada came to an end and I was returned, saddened immensely by parting with my fellow Reverend [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet, onto the juicy meadows of my mother country. It was a bliss of fangirling squee but even that bliss had to come to an end. I shall not pine needlessly however, dear congregation, and pour my love onto youse despite my sorrow! 
YOUSE ARE, AS ALWAYS, A MOST GRACIOUS AUDIENCE AND WE LOVE YOU DEARLY. YOU ARE A MOST GRACIOUS ALTAR FOR THE SEXY SACRIFICES THAT COME THROUGH OUR DOORS. NO FIERCE BRITON OR RESPLENDENT CENTURION CAN EVER REST SAFE WITH YOU AROUND AND I AM PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT. 

My sugarpuffs of candyfloss, I'm happy to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.

    


Ab imo pectore )

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