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MY DELIGHTFUL CHOCOLATE-SPRINKLED PROFITEROLES, OH MY COOLED RICE PUDDINGS WITH PINEAPPLE, MY BEAUTIFUL BLUEBERRY TARTS. The time has come of the May fires! Of dancing, stark naked, under the silver nightly sun. THE TIME OF BELTANE HAS COME, my foxy congregation. LET THERE BE WINE AND MEAD, FIRE AND LOVE.

I hope with all my heart that you will find a moment, even in this deadly month of exams (that should be a month of dancing and love, where is justice in that, WHERE?, I ask!), to kick back and relax with a cup of mead (or tea, or tea!). Since, in the spirit of Beltane this particular service shall busy itself with SPREADING LOVE ALL AROUND and the pairing and aus this week are going to be a little...well, unconventional.

PORN PORN PORN, MY STUNNING HEATHENS!!!!





BLESSED BELTANE, Y'ALL )

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GUMMY BEARS, CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, SUGARCUBES,  Flock, congregation, my firm believers.
Your ever faithful Reverends would like to humbly grovel for your forgiveness yet again, as this most modest and unconvinced of her own awesomeness Reverend has been so incredibly busy for the past weeks she has had hardly any time to attend to hers and yours spiritual and porny needs. She has slaved away, not by the beds of sexy Centurions, but over essays and she  is so happy that she can return to youse even if briefly.

Awright, writing about myself in the third person is kind of fucking weird, so I'll stop. 
FLOCK, I miss you. I've been pretty much MIA because of either wonderful, beautiful and gorgeous guests like your faithful Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle or trying to finish dissertation proposals and class projects and freaking out over placements like a little bitch. It does my heid in cause this is like a fucking fiesta in this fandom, with [livejournal.com profile] eagle_exchange and [livejournal.com profile] eagle_bigbang, I haven't even had the time to catch up with all the masterpieces and yet they keep popping out like flowers in the midst of spring. Very fitting too! 

My lovely little raindrops of last days of March, I'd love to present to you  yet another Sunday Service, I have glimpsed so many new faces recently so I cannot but hope and see them during our porny masses. Kick back, relax and enjoy the show, the service and the ceremony. Porn with thy neighbour, for that is the will of the gods of m/m erotica! 


that sound? that was me, *chewing* the bed )
poziomeczka: ([jbells] laughing (black and white))
Parishoners, if you are not watching the lovely [livejournal.com profile] eagle_exchange you really should, there's some absolutely incredible fic being posted daily!  Various genres, various kinks but all of our favourites, I assure you. 

I apologize (once again, jeez, had I not been British I'd be sick of saying I'm sorry by now) for the lateness but I've been so horribly busy with essays and uni work, I've had very little online time available and when I do get it, it's usually so I can read a fic with one eye whilst the other looks at some dire academic paper. To all those I owe a PM to, I shall respond as soon as I can and the Reverend loves you long time, don't you worry!
ALBEIT, my pumkinpies, not all is dull as a dishwasher in the the life of your Reverend, I am proud to announce that Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle is going to do me the honour of joining me for a highland fling this weekend; a whisky-fuelled, fangirling raid of shenanigans. I can hardly wait! 

I'm most PLEASED to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!!  Especially my new added friends, my new fandom castanets that tap the beat to which my fannish feet must dance! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.
    


can you call someone a jizz cock? )
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BEAVERS, MOOSE, MAPLES, FLOCK. My time in Canada came to an end and I was returned, saddened immensely by parting with my fellow Reverend [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet, onto the juicy meadows of my mother country. It was a bliss of fangirling squee but even that bliss had to come to an end. I shall not pine needlessly however, dear congregation, and pour my love onto youse despite my sorrow! 
YOUSE ARE, AS ALWAYS, A MOST GRACIOUS AUDIENCE AND WE LOVE YOU DEARLY. YOU ARE A MOST GRACIOUS ALTAR FOR THE SEXY SACRIFICES THAT COME THROUGH OUR DOORS. NO FIERCE BRITON OR RESPLENDENT CENTURION CAN EVER REST SAFE WITH YOU AROUND AND I AM PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT. 

My sugarpuffs of candyfloss, I'm happy to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.

    


Ab imo pectore )
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MY ROYAL MISTRELS! MY SWEET, JIBING JESTERS, MY KNIGHTS AND PRINCESSES, KINGS AND QUEENS. BOYS AND GIRLS...YOUR RESIDENT REVEREND MIGHT STILL BE A WEE BIT TIPSY FROM THE VERY LIBERATE AMOUNT OF SPIRITS SHE HAS CONSUMED TODAY. However!!! My love rings pure and strong and true and is not just a by-product of festive boozin'. I ASSURE YOU FLOCK, I SHALL NOT BE CONFESSING MY LOVE SOLELY DUE TO HITTING THE CEREMONIAL WINE A BIT TOO HARD.
I am sure, beautiful Reverend Tif who happens to be sombre and sober as it is expected of any self-respecting Reverend, would NEVERTHELESS agree!!!!!

MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.







Happy Pre-Holidays! )

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