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Parishoners, if you are not watching the lovely [livejournal.com profile] eagle_exchange you really should, there's some absolutely incredible fic being posted daily!  Various genres, various kinks but all of our favourites, I assure you. 

I apologize (once again, jeez, had I not been British I'd be sick of saying I'm sorry by now) for the lateness but I've been so horribly busy with essays and uni work, I've had very little online time available and when I do get it, it's usually so I can read a fic with one eye whilst the other looks at some dire academic paper. To all those I owe a PM to, I shall respond as soon as I can and the Reverend loves you long time, don't you worry!
ALBEIT, my pumkinpies, not all is dull as a dishwasher in the the life of your Reverend, I am proud to announce that Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle is going to do me the honour of joining me for a highland fling this weekend; a whisky-fuelled, fangirling raid of shenanigans. I can hardly wait! 

I'm most PLEASED to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!!  Especially my new added friends, my new fandom castanets that tap the beat to which my fannish feet must dance! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.
    


can you call someone a jizz cock? )
poziomeczka: ([jb] smoke)
BEAVERS, MOOSE, MAPLES, FLOCK. My time in Canada came to an end and I was returned, saddened immensely by parting with my fellow Reverend [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet, onto the juicy meadows of my mother country. It was a bliss of fangirling squee but even that bliss had to come to an end. I shall not pine needlessly however, dear congregation, and pour my love onto youse despite my sorrow! 
YOUSE ARE, AS ALWAYS, A MOST GRACIOUS AUDIENCE AND WE LOVE YOU DEARLY. YOU ARE A MOST GRACIOUS ALTAR FOR THE SEXY SACRIFICES THAT COME THROUGH OUR DOORS. NO FIERCE BRITON OR RESPLENDENT CENTURION CAN EVER REST SAFE WITH YOU AROUND AND I AM PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT. 

My sugarpuffs of candyfloss, I'm happy to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.

    


Ab imo pectore )
poziomeczka: ([st.john] fire and brimstone)
MY BELOVED HIGH CLASS ESCORTS FLOCK. Last week has yet again bore fruit from most delicious and sinful orchard, and the Lords of Porn did grin upon us with kindness.

Your lechery, obscenity and down right libertinism, shown so wantonly each week has yet again left me and my fellow Reverend at a loss for words, our hearts swelling with pride.


MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.



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