poziomeczka: ([erw] the queen of south)
SUGARCUBES, your dear Reverend is late again and atrociously unapologetic about it. Educashun, as the beautiful Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle calls it, has kept me occupied both over the Easter Break (I have literally managed to read *one* Big Bang, from my ambitious plan to at least read three) and now that I'm back at merciless uni, two weeks before the exam session and my fucking placement of doom (that I will flirt, love, harass, molest, beg and weep my way through) I haven't even had time to catch my breath (or some sleep for that matter. SLEEP WOULD BE GOOD). HOWEVER, my beauties! With your firm flanks and bushy manes (uhm as Esc and Mrc would phrase it?)! I have not stop loving you!  


Make sure to wish our honourary Cleric [livejournal.com profile] stellarsara a very happy birthday in the post below (or here)! And check out the ABSOLUTE BEAUTY OF A BIG BANG MULTIMEDIA FILL that [livejournal.com profile] bachaboska made for [livejournal.com profile] dustfinger223's magical HP-cross-over Big Bang fic:  Solidarity (and Some Kind of Integrity).

With that said, my lovely congregates, I would like to invite you all for another week of joyful porn parades! 
LOVE, LAUGH, PORN.



Principiis obsta )
    
PORN ON ME HEARTIES <3!
poziomeczka: ([jbells] laughing (black and white))
Parishoners, if you are not watching the lovely [livejournal.com profile] eagle_exchange you really should, there's some absolutely incredible fic being posted daily!  Various genres, various kinks but all of our favourites, I assure you. 

I apologize (once again, jeez, had I not been British I'd be sick of saying I'm sorry by now) for the lateness but I've been so horribly busy with essays and uni work, I've had very little online time available and when I do get it, it's usually so I can read a fic with one eye whilst the other looks at some dire academic paper. To all those I owe a PM to, I shall respond as soon as I can and the Reverend loves you long time, don't you worry!
ALBEIT, my pumkinpies, not all is dull as a dishwasher in the the life of your Reverend, I am proud to announce that Bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle is going to do me the honour of joining me for a highland fling this weekend; a whisky-fuelled, fangirling raid of shenanigans. I can hardly wait! 

I'm most PLEASED to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!!  Especially my new added friends, my new fandom castanets that tap the beat to which my fannish feet must dance! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.
    


can you call someone a jizz cock? )

CANADA EH!

Feb. 21st, 2012 06:11 am
poziomeczka: ([jb] crack up)
FARMHANDS CONGREGATION, I apologise, once more for the delay but the Reverend has passed out yesterday, embarrassingly early, after a day of frolicking in the Canadian tundra and moose chariot-racing. My fellow Reverend and I are proud to say that we are still striving to make it a national sport over here but I'm afraid it might still be a close call with hockey. I fail to understand the appeal, why have sticks when you can have antlers? 
Flock, ever since Reverend [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet and I have decided to quit our devotion to the Gods of Porn and become Happy Gay and Reverential Farmers, things have been tough and entirely not how we imagined. Instead of cute baby goats we have a horde of fugly-arse dogs that puke further than they can see.  Not all is lost however, as we have turned the place around into an idyllic porn gateaway, playing hosts to the brilliant, crème de la crème of The Eagle pornography [livejournal.com profile] lallyloo
[livejournal.com profile] planejaneand [livejournal.com profile] tracy7307‚Äč.  Porn has been read (and *ahem* a certain someone with a hot English accent should totally make a podfic *ahem*), porn has been watched, vodka has been consumed, shots have been done and porn has been written. In the words of the Borg, we have become one in the Collective and the porny deities have been temporarily appeased with Curiosity
We had a smashin' time and it was heartbreaking how quickly we had to part. But I hope that The Eagle Porn Getaway Crew will be reunited once more before long. I would like to dedicate this mass to those lovely, fabulous, brilliant ladies and to my beautiful fellow Reverend, who is well, herself. And that is more than enough. 
    

GAY PORN EH! )
poziomeczka: ([st.john] though who shall come last)
AMAZONS AND OTHER BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, your Reverends are known for many things. For their fervour, general obnoxiousness, loudness and BLATANT impropriety. Sadly, time-keeping is not one of those things. Which is why this Reverend right here is left once again to PROFUSELY  apologize for the gross neglect the masses have recently been met with. Unfortunately, I do not think scrawling 'COULD NOT REVISE FOR RELIGIOUS/BLASPHEMOUS REASONS' on the cover page of my exam would have secured me a pass. Though then again, I might have as well have written than. It would break the flow of bullshit I ended up settling for nicely. Exams might be over and done with but sadly higher education still seems intent on ruining my life. However, enough about me. I hope that the most tragic hiatus the Sunday Service had to suffer, has not send you into throes of despair. OR WORSE, purity. Urgh, I dread to think of you, my beautiful dirty-minded flock, all sparkly and shiny and *pure* in your white robes. IT IS A FRIGHTFUL AND FORBIDDING IMAGE. 
I am filled with hope that this dark scenario has not taken place and that you shall come floating in with your usual enthusiasm. I'd also like to assure you that from this Sunday on, we're right back on schedule. 

AND AGAIN, THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES AND FICS AND ART. YOU MAKE ME FEEL ABASHED WITH ALL THE LOVE. I AM BUT THE HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE. ENTIRELY UNWORTHY OF YOUR PASSIONATE AFFECTION. AND YET YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A MONARCH. CROWN AND COAT ALL IN TOW. 
    

porn on, my beautiful! )
poziomeczka: ([jamie bell] santa hat)
MY LOVELIES ♥
I have indented to withhold Sunday Service due to the holidays, I ken youse all are busy and well, if you're like me you are probably *marinated* in spirits of all kinds and drifting in and out the state of pure sloshedness, but my darling Reverend companion [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet smartly noted; there's a time when you need a break from family or else you commit murder. And well, we'd hate to see youse, dear congregation, behind bars. UNLESS IT'S A SEXY DUNGEON, THAT IS.

I hope that this shall keep you out of trouble and add some points to my score with Santa. He seems to think that kinky wishlists are to be frowned upon. I MOST CERTAINLY THINK NOT.

Flock, I hope you are having magnificent holidays, be then denominational or non-denominational. I hope you're with your loved ones, that you laugh and drink and sing and eat so much you will have to be rolled around in a wheel-barrow for the next couple of days.
I would also like to issue special thanks to my beautiful fellow Reverend, for everything really. She knows what she does. And yes, being online when I wake up in the middle of the night, somewhere between cold sober and pished drunk, is one of those things.

    


bah humbug! )
poziomeczka: ([jamie bell] santa hat)
My beautiful gift-givers, hard-working reindeer, frisky little elves. A GRAVID moment has come to the Eagle fandom as I am bold enough to assume that this is our first Christmas spent together! And *definitely* first Christmas for our dear Service here! And for myself, and I know for a fact, for a couple of others; it's also the first Christmas on LJ!
MAY THE FESTIVE MOOD BRING TO YOU A NEW DEGREE OF SALACIOUS CRAVINGS. MAY THE CANDY CANES BE USED TO SPANKING AND RIBBONS FOR BONDAGE. MAY YOUR PRESENTS BE UNFIT TO BE SHOWN TO YOUR PARENTS AND EASILY OFFENDED FRIENDS. MAY THE MULLED, SPICE WINE MAKE YOU KINKY, FLUSHED AND MERRY.
THE LORDS OF PORN WILL GRIN UPON THE LAND AND WE SHALL FEAST UPON CARPS, TURKEYS, PUDDINGS AND BREAKFAST CEREAL.

MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.



poziomeczka: ([st.john] fire and brimstone)
MY BELOVED HIGH CLASS ESCORTS FLOCK. Last week has yet again bore fruit from most delicious and sinful orchard, and the Lords of Porn did grin upon us with kindness.

Your lechery, obscenity and down right libertinism, shown so wantonly each week has yet again left me and my fellow Reverend at a loss for words, our hearts swelling with pride.


MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.



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Particeps criminis ! )

SIN BOLDLY

Aug. 29th, 2011 04:34 am
poziomeczka: ([st. john] the stale wind in your wings)

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Follow all ye faithful )

Esca/Marcus- Prison AU
this little lost sheep has been given a home by a VERY MYSTERIOUS ANON in the fiendishly clever
Solitary


happy sinning!!!

your most Obedient Servants in Porn,
the Reverends.

graphic by [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet, words by Shakespeare [livejournal.com profile] poziomeczka

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