Nov. 13th, 2011

poziomeczka: ([st.john] rain)
DARLING CONGREGATION, a warm good evening and a sticky pudding welcome to every single one of you. I cannot express how wonderful it is to see every single one of your lovely, pretty faces. Reverend [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet and I were so happy to see such intent mass participation last week when the Sunday Service reared again into action like an engine of a vintage muscle car. It was a gorgeous and thrilling sight to behold.
You all deserve a round of applause.
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WELL DONE, ALL OF YOU, WELL DONE.
BE IT FICCING, BE IT FLAILING, COMMENT-PORNING, PROPOSITIONING FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE CONGREGATION. YOU HAVE ALL DONE BRILLIANTLY.

I couldn't help but notice quite a few bright faces, you know who you are, oh new mass-attendants. I hope you enjoy the sermons and come back again. Please make yourselves at home in the parish. Flock, make them feel welcome. That is, after all, what we do. Preach and devirginise.



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