Your lechery, obscenity and down right libertinism, shown so wantonly each week has yet again left me and my fellow Reverend at a loss for words, our hearts swelling with pride.
MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.
( Particeps criminis ! )