I am tempted to just post arseloads of exclamation marks, but since Tif and I have watched it the second time I feel like I should summon a couple of words (preferably ones that aren't 'yes, please.' 'hot' and 'do me') to inform yous about the the overall quality of the movie.

( the retreat mega super subjective review, possible spoilers aheid )
PS. AHEM AHEM *shifty eyes and no morals*