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SUGARCUBES, your dear Reverend is late again and atrociously unapologetic about it. Educashun, as the beautiful Bishop

lulahbelle calls it, has kept me occupied both over the Easter Break (I have literally managed to read *one* Big Bang, from my ambitious plan to at least read three) and now that I'm back at merciless uni, two weeks before the exam session and my fucking placement of doom (that I will flirt, love, harass, molest, beg and weep my way through) I haven't even had time to catch my breath (or some sleep for that matter. SLEEP WOULD BE GOOD). HOWEVER, my beauties! With your firm flanks and bushy manes (uhm as Esc and Mrc would phrase it?)! I have not stop loving you!

Make sure to wish our honourary Cleric

stellarsara a very happy birthday in the post below (or here)! And check out the ABSOLUTE BEAUTY OF A BIG BANG MULTIMEDIA FILL that

bachaboska made for

dustfinger223's magical HP-cross-over Big Bang fic: Solidarity (and Some Kind of Integrity).

With that said, my lovely congregates, I would like to invite you all for another week of joyful porn parades!
LOVE, LAUGH, PORN.

PREVIOUS WEEKS:

The First Sunday Service
The Second Sunday Service

NOOOONE, nada, NULL

ORPHANAGE

last week's orphans

Prompt 1

Esca/Marcus - their first time together - Canon Era
I'd like to read a story were they' re both sexually inexperienced. Not necessarily virgins, but I imagine that Marcus must have spent most of his time busy with his military career, not so different from Esca who has lived in captivity for what 6, 7 years I guess..! So, I want lots of enthusiastic awkwards moments and it would be great if the author could give an extra 'wild touch' to Esca's character.

Prompt 2

Esca/Marcus Crack
There is not enough Crack - fic in this fandom. ^_^

How about this scenario:

Marcus wants to have sex with Esca but is too shy to ask for it. So, when they find an injured unicorn while being on a hunt he convinces Esca that the only way to rescue the noble thing is if someone loses his virginity. (And maybe the unicorn is just a white horse and Marcus attached a horn to its face, who knows?)

I dunno folks, i just want a unicorn and cracktastic love making. XP

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus, Teen Wolf AU
It's surprising how ashamed I am of posting this. I do have higher standards of TV taste, I promise! hides

Marcus is a born werewolf, has spent his entire life as a recluse, hiding from the hunters and trying to keep his head down. He attends the local high school, mainly because his uncle makes him, but doesn't get involved with anyone. Everyone avoids him, is convinced he's some kind of freak, and more than a little scary. I mean, the guy is huge and isn't averse to growling when people get too close. It's all going great, until a new student transfers from England, and Marcus just can't help himself.

Esca is something different to everyone else - he's fiery, brave and more than a little arrogant, and isn't afraid to get all up in Marcus' space, all angry and furious when Marcus does something to him (idk, growls at him when he gets too close? Is mean to him when they're forced to be lab partners?), and wow, that's different. After that, Marcus just has to have him.

The wolf in Marcus tries to dominate Esca, make him his sub, all growling and snarling and in his space and shoving him against lockers and walls, and really, all Esca has to do is submit, bare his neck and just accept him, but he doesn't. Esca is no one's bitch.

So, yeah. Long post is long.
snippets available made available here by the lovely

persephassax : here!

Prompt 4

[Crossover] Esca/Marcus, Merlin [BBC]
Instead of meeting the Seal People, Marcus and Esca end up in Camelot.
Preferable Arthur/Merlin if you're going for pairings, but anon is not particularly picky.

Prompt 1

Esca/Marcus - wrestling/sex
Wrestling after the boar hunt turns to sex on the riverbank.

CAUSE UHM I JUST HAVE A THING FOR ALL THIS OUTDOOR SEX THOSE TWO OUGHT TO BE HAVING.
AND THE WRESTLING. CAUSE YOUSE KNOW IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE FOR NOT-SO-SURPRISE!BONERS.

Prompt 2

Esca/Seal Prince exhausted sex dubcon
In the scene where Marcus spies on the Seal People's ceremony and sees the eagle, Esca is nowhere to be found. He only showes up after the ceremony when everyone is asleep/unconsious. And then, as he and Marcus are leaving the camp Esca tells the Seal prince's son to tell his father, when he wakes, that Esca is sorry but he has to leave. So what was Esca doing during and after the ceremony? Using himself as a distraction and letting the Seal Prince shag the hell out of him until the Prince fell into an exhausted sleep. Bonus points if Esca/Seal Prince had been involved since they returned to the village and Esca really does regret what he is doing but he (obviously) loves Marcus more.

GOD. I AM ACTUALLY WILLING TO PAY FOR THIS. I TRY TO WEDGE THOSE ESCA/LIATHAN PROMPTS WHEREVER I CAN CAUSE WELL....I *LOVE* ESCA/LIATHAN SOMETHING STUPID. AND UHM THIS. IT PUSHES ALL MY BUTTONS AND MAKES ME ALL WARM AND GLOWY. SO WRITE ME THIS AND I SHALL ADORE THE EARTH YOU WALK UPON. AM WILLING TO TRADE (FIC, CHICKENS, BOOZE, COCAINE, MY VIRTUE, YOU NAME IT)

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus, some Liathan/Marcus and Esca&Placidus - modern AU
So Esca doesn't exactly have friends- just people he fucked in the past, people he is fucking now and people that he wants to fuck in the nearest future. But when Esca is in serious troubles (y'know: "woke up with dead hooker in his bed" kind of thing) there is just one guy he can call: his best friend- Marcus Aquila. And the only thing that destroys Esca's perfect life full of sex/alcohol and random fights is that Marcus:
1. Is totally in love with Esca (in his "i know i'm not enough" sort of way)
2. Has so many issues that even his psychologist needs therapy after their counseling sessions
Also and that is the worse part:
3. He's recently started dating Liathan- guy who most definitely doesn't appreciate Marcus the way he deserves...it also makes Marcus interested in something else than Esca and that is just wrong

The only person who doesn't think that this relationship is a good idea is Placidus (Marcus other friend who decides that he dislike Liathan even more than he dislike Esca). So they come up with the plan...really genius one: Esca will pretend that he's finally realized that he's in love with Marcus to end his relationship with Liathan. After 2 maybe 3 weeks he'll ask Marcus to be only-friends again and voila! problem solved...(so...they are complete idiots who know absolutely nothing about true love...sue them! XD)

I want bastard!Esca and maybe some angst and lots of sex (not only Esca/Marcus but maybe some pretty awesome hate/hate Liathan/Marcus...and i won't say no to some Liathan/Placidus because Liathan is such a lovely manwhore that he needs somebody to fuck when Esca and Marcus are working on their issues)

SLUTTY!ESCA FOHEVAH! COME ON GUYS, GIVE HIS MODERN INCARNATION THAT FREELOVING BARBARIAN SPIRIT. YOUSE KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Prompt 4

Esca/Marcus, modern AU, balletdancer!Esca, trainer!Marcus
Esca is a ballet dancer who meets Marcus at the gym. Marcus is a personal trainer. PLEASE JUST LET THERE BE TIGHTS AND BONERS.

YES PLEASE. LET THERE BE!

I hope you have all enjoyed the prompts for this evening :)
Due to the Reverends' busy schedules and the quiet response last week due undoubtedly to the congregation's busy schedules as well, we have decided to post the Sunday Service every two weeks over April and May :)
If you have any prompts you'd like to see pimped then don't hesitate to PM us!