let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

SUGARCUBES, your dear Reverend is late again and atrociously unapologetic about it. Educashun, as the beautiful Bishop lulahbelle calls it, has kept me occupied both over the Easter Break (I have literally managed to read *one* Big Bang, from my ambitious plan to at least read three) and now that I'm back at merciless uni, two weeks before the exam session and my fucking placement of doom (that I will flirt, love, harass, molest, beg and weep my way through) I haven't even had time to catch my breath (or some sleep for that matter. SLEEP WOULD BE GOOD). HOWEVER, my beauties! With your firm flanks and bushy manes (uhm as Esc and Mrc would phrase it?)! I have not stop loving you!  


Make sure to wish our honourary Cleric stellarsara a very happy birthday in the post below (or here)! And check out the ABSOLUTE BEAUTY OF A BIG BANG MULTIMEDIA FILL that bachaboska made for dustfinger223's magical HP-cross-over Big Bang fic:  Solidarity (and Some Kind of Integrity).

With that said, my lovely congregates, I would like to invite you all for another week of joyful porn parades! 
LOVE, LAUGH, PORN.



( Principiis obsta )

FARMHANDS CONGREGATION, I apologise, once more for the delay but the Reverend has passed out yesterday, embarrassingly early, after a day of frolicking in the Canadian tundra and moose chariot-racing. My fellow Reverend and I are proud to say that we are still striving to make it a national sport over here but I'm afraid it might still be a close call with hockey. I fail to understand the appeal, why have sticks when you can have antlers? 
Flock, ever since Reverend ladytiferet and I have decided to quit our devotion to the Gods of Porn and become Happy Gay and Reverential Farmers, things have been tough and entirely not how we imagined. Instead of cute baby goats we have a horde of fugly-arse dogs that puke further than they can see.  Not all is lost however, as we have turned the place around into an idyllic porn gateaway, playing hosts to the brilliant, crème de la crème of The Eagle pornography lallyloo
planejaneand tracy7307​.  Porn has been read (and *ahem* a certain someone with a hot English accent should totally make a podfic *ahem*), porn has been watched, vodka has been consumed, shots have been done and porn has been written. In the words of the Borg, we have become one in the Collective and the porny deities have been temporarily appeased with Curiosity
We had a smashin' time and it was heartbreaking how quickly we had to part. But I hope that The Eagle Porn Getaway Crew will be reunited once more before long. I would like to dedicate this mass to those lovely, fabulous, brilliant ladies and to my beautiful fellow Reverend, who is well, herself. And that is more than enough. 

MY LOVELIES ♥
I have indented to withhold Sunday Service due to the holidays, I ken youse all are busy and well, if you're like me you are probably *marinated* in spirits of all kinds and drifting in and out the state of pure sloshedness, but my darling Reverend companion ladytiferet smartly noted; there's a time when you need a break from family or else you commit murder. And well, we'd hate to see youse, dear congregation, behind bars. UNLESS IT'S A SEXY DUNGEON, THAT IS.

I hope that this shall keep you out of trouble and add some points to my score with Santa. He seems to think that kinky wishlists are to be frowned upon. I MOST CERTAINLY THINK NOT.

Flock, I hope you are having magnificent holidays, be then denominational or non-denominational. I hope you're with your loved ones, that you laugh and drink and sing and eat so much you will have to be rolled around in a wheel-barrow for the next couple of days.
I would also like to issue special thanks to my beautiful fellow Reverend, for everything really. She knows what she does. And yes, being online when I wake up in the middle of the night, somewhere between cold sober and pished drunk, is one of those things.