let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

GUMMY BEARS, CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, SUGARCUBES,  Flock, congregation, my firm believers.
Your ever faithful Reverends would like to humbly grovel for your forgiveness yet again, as this most modest and unconvinced of her own awesomeness Reverend has been so incredibly busy for the past weeks she has had hardly any time to attend to hers and yours spiritual and porny needs. She has slaved away, not by the beds of sexy Centurions, but over essays and she  is so happy that she can return to youse even if briefly.

Awright, writing about myself in the third person is kind of fucking weird, so I'll stop. 
FLOCK, I miss you. I've been pretty much MIA because of either wonderful, beautiful and gorgeous guests like your faithful Bishop lulahbelle or trying to finish dissertation proposals and class projects and freaking out over placements like a little bitch. It does my heid in cause this is like a fucking fiesta in this fandom, with eagle_exchange and eagle_bigbang, I haven't even had the time to catch up with all the masterpieces and yet they keep popping out like flowers in the midst of spring. Very fitting too! 

My lovely little raindrops of last days of March, I'd love to present to you  yet another Sunday Service, I have glimpsed so many new faces recently so I cannot but hope and see them during our porny masses. Kick back, relax and enjoy the show, the service and the ceremony. Porn with thy neighbour, for that is the will of the gods of m/m erotica! 

BEAVERS, MOOSE, MAPLES, FLOCK. My time in Canada came to an end and I was returned, saddened immensely by parting with my fellow Reverend ladytiferet, onto the juicy meadows of my mother country. It was a bliss of fangirling squee but even that bliss had to come to an end. I shall not pine needlessly however, dear congregation, and pour my love onto youse despite my sorrow! 
YOUSE ARE, AS ALWAYS, A MOST GRACIOUS AUDIENCE AND WE LOVE YOU DEARLY. YOU ARE A MOST GRACIOUS ALTAR FOR THE SEXY SACRIFICES THAT COME THROUGH OUR DOORS. NO FIERCE BRITON OR RESPLENDENT CENTURION CAN EVER REST SAFE WITH YOU AROUND AND I AM PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT. 

My sugarpuffs of candyfloss, I'm happy to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.

MY STUNNING PARISHIONERS, I apologize PROFUSEDLY for the fact that this Sunday Service is very much well...a Wednesday  Service. I shall forever grovel for your forgiveness, good flock. However, as you know I'm on kinda-sorta-hiatus and only peeking in to have a break from my less-than-tenacious studying. I will be back with a bang and half once 18th passes. 
AND HERE WE ARE in the fresh, new year. I hope you all had wonderful, sweet time with your families and loved ones. That it was positively exhausting and you wanted to kill someone over dinner, because you know it's not really Christmas without a serious body-count. I also expect you have had plenty of belligerent fun and smooched some innocent souls over crisp Champagne, corrupting them forever. I HOPE WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER BLESSED YEAR OF FROLICKING AND PORNING, STIMULATING CONVERSATIONS AND BEAUTIFUL FICS. 

MY FELLOW REVEREND (whom I owe a great many thanks) AND I WOULD LIKE  TO WELCOME YOU TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.

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Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus - modern AU, bar brawl, rough sex
Esca and Marcus get into a serious bar fight, preferably on opposite sides and end up fucking each other's brains out.
Maybe they knew each other before. Maybe they belong to rival gangs/frats/subcultures. It's all up to the AA, as long as there is some snarling and biting involved :).

FILLED:
lulahbelle's A stranger's rule 



 ORPHANAGE

I would like to announce (and remind) you all that one of our beautiful orphans, a strong, muscular and true has been adopted by the saucy ideserveyou in:
11) Esca/Marcus, canon era, uniform kink
So, one day, for whatever reason (nostalgia? IDK) Marcus puts on his old centurion uniform. Esca walks in/helps him put it on, and finds it fuckhot. Nature takes its course. ;)
FILLED: the time before
last week's orphans

Prompt 1

Esca/Liathan (Seal Prince)/Marcus - cuddling
Esca falls ill/has an accident while staying with the Seal Tribe, and both the Seal Prince and Marcus are concerned about his health. Esca delirious with fever, with Liathan and Marcus each at one of his sides.

I invisioned that the Prince and Marcus would be fighting over Esca's affection, while all Esca wants is release. He wouldn't care if it were only one or both of them.

Also it would be funny if Esca was all cuddly with them and didn't remember a thing when he was better, or at least only vaguely, but it's up to the author.

a rather inspired comment by miss aeroport_art

Prompt 2

Esca/Marcus
Esca wants to know why Marcus saved him.

Prompt 4

[AU] Esca/Marcus
Hexcuse me, but where is the prison AU? Esca as the top dog who takes newbie Marcus under his wing to protect him from the Seal Prince, Marcus running the show with Esca as his fiercely loyal second in command- I DON'T CARE JUST PLEASE LET THIS EXIST!



Prompt 1 

Esca/Marcus
inspired by this photo of Channing Tatum
After returning from the north, Marcus gets a little too comfortable and gains a little weight. He hates it and wants to lose it, but Esca secretly loves it.
THIS HAS BEEN MOST THOUGHTFULLY SUGGESTED BY OUR LOVELY DEACON lallyloo AND HOW COULD I IGNORE SOMETHING SO SUPERB? I THINK NOT. 


Prompt 2 

Esca/Marcus - watersports
Remember in the movie, after his surgery Marcus asks Esca, "Did I shame myself?" and Esca says, "No."
Well, imagine Marcus did actually wet himself, and Esca was immensely turned on changing Marcus from his soiled . Fast forward, Esca likes Marcus to lose control of his bladder, and Marcus discovers he likes to let it go, and be taken care of afterwards by Esca.

SUGGESTED BY THE WONDROUS ARCHBISHOP riventhorn AND I KNOW THAT THE ENTHUSIASM FOR IT HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY SHOWN BY LOVELY planejane AND LET'S BE HONEST, THE IDEA IS APPEALING. 

FILLED BY LOVELY tracy7307 in Deep by Deep

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus (writer/literary agent AU)
Esca is very eccentric and popular writer. Marcus is his agent who keeps him alive when Esca is working (he's making him diners and doing his laundry...). Marcus is basically his slave who can't even work with other authors because Esca is really possessive (also evil). One day Marcus discovers that in his free time Esca writes porn stories about Marcus the Centurion and his slave Esca...stories that couldn't be more different form what is happening between Esca and Marcus in their real life (and that means Esca making Marcus life miserable and Marcus lusting after him in his pathetic puppy-like way).

*YOU*, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I'M LOOKING AT YOU. IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT.
*COUGH* WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS, THIS IS AN ADORABLE AND LOVELY PROMPT IN NEED OF ADOPTION. 

Prompt 4

Esca/Marcus - Regency! AU, Austen style h/c, UST, repressed!guys
Marcus and Esca are countryside-dwelling aristocracy, and they are neighbours, have been for a couple of months now, but they've just met during a hunt. The sparks flew, instant chemistry, but both of them are properly repressed and distrustful, so nothing happened.

Several days later, in the middle of a big storm, Marcus finds Esca unconscious in the fields, drenched and feverish. Apparently, he felt unwell earlier and when he went riding he fell off his horse.
Marcus carries him to his house and takes care of him Austen-style.

There is a lot of perving on unconscious Esca, maybe some help with changing , wiping off sweat, feeding, whole lotta of repressed UST, and a happy end ;]

REMEMBER 'ORANGES ARE NOT THE ONLY FRUIT'? WHAT THE HELL TO HAPPENED TO THE GENIUS THAT WAS THAT FIC? WE EVIDENTLY NEED ANOTHER AU WITH WAISTCOATS AND CRAVATS. GET ON IT, FLOCK. GET ON IT. 

I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon.

We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends