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MY DELIGHTFUL CHOCOLATE-SPRINKLED PROFITEROLES, OH MY COOLED RICE PUDDINGS WITH PINEAPPLE, MY BEAUTIFUL BLUEBERRY TARTS. The time has come of the May fires! Of dancing, stark naked, under the silver nightly sun. THE TIME OF BELTANE HAS COME, my foxy congregation. LET THERE BE WINE AND MEAD, FIRE AND LOVE.

I hope with all my heart that you will find a moment, even in this deadly month of exams (that should be a month of dancing and love, where is justice in that, WHERE?, I ask!), to kick back and relax with a cup of mead (or tea, or tea!). Since, in the spirit of Beltane this particular service shall busy itself with SPREADING LOVE ALL AROUND and the pairing and aus this week are going to be a little...well, unconventional.

PORN PORN PORN, MY STUNNING HEATHENS!!!!

( BLESSED BELTANE, Y'ALL )

Current Mood: chipper

~~BEAVERS, MOOSE, MAPLES,~~ FLOCK. My time in Canada came to an end and I was returned, saddened immensely by parting with my fellow Reverend

ladytiferet, onto the juicy meadows of my mother country. It was a bliss of fangirling squee but even that bliss had to come to an end. I shall not pine needlessly however, dear congregation, and pour my love onto youse despite my sorrow!
YOUSE ARE, AS ALWAYS, A MOST GRACIOUS AUDIENCE AND WE LOVE YOU DEARLY. YOU ARE A MOST GRACIOUS ALTAR FOR THE SEXY SACRIFICES THAT COME THROUGH OUR DOORS. NO FIERCE BRITON OR RESPLENDENT CENTURION CAN EVER REST SAFE WITH YOU AROUND AND I AM PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT.

My sugarpuffs of candyfloss, I'm happy to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.

( Ab imo pectore )

Current Mood: lethargic

....to help a lost little lamb.

Recently, we have welcomed a beautiful addition into our Church and fandom. Her name is

anais_ninja and if her username is not a reason enough to love her (it totally is for me, cause I am amused and pleased by such witticisms) then her sweetness and fervour for out MOST sinful cause is definitely an overflowing, brimming honey-pot of love. She has been dutifully linked to the

ninth_eagle's post with all the must-reads but I'd like you, flock, to list her your absolute favourites. Not necessarily the must-reads you think every newbie should read, cause I am sure

ninth_eagle will take care of that, but all those fics you find yourself reading and re-reading again or plan on re-reading once uni stops kicking your arse (it might just be me though). Whether they're are guilty-pleasures, epics or just short ficlets that make you smile slap them on here for the lovely lassie to consider!

( Canon, part one! )
CONGREGATION, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT

now excuse me I have to go sleep and then get up at retarded o'clock to get my hair done.

MY ROYAL MISTRELS! MY SWEET, JIBING JESTERS, MY KNIGHTS AND PRINCESSES, KINGS AND QUEENS. BOYS AND GIRLS...YOUR RESIDENT REVEREND MIGHT STILL BE A WEE BIT TIPSY FROM THE VERY LIBERATE AMOUNT OF SPIRITS SHE HAS CONSUMED TODAY. However!!! My love rings pure and strong and true and is not just a by-product of festive boozin'. I ASSURE YOU FLOCK, I SHALL NOT BE CONFESSING MY LOVE SOLELY DUE TO HITTING THE CEREMONIAL WINE A BIT TOO HARD.
I am sure, beautiful Reverend Tif who happens to be sombre and sober as it is expected of any self-respecting Reverend, would NEVERTHELESS agree!!!!!

MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.

( Happy Pre-Holidays! )

Current Mood: calm

This has little to do with sermon to follow, but I'd like to wave my new friend

subterrain, who wrote a gorgeous My kindly and most gracious master that yese all should go and read. Welcome to our most fervent congregation

BEFORE WE BEGIN TIF AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A MASSIVE MASSIVE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE! WE HAD NOT EXPECTED THE RESPONSE WE GOT, NOT ONLY FIC-WISE (BECAUSE THAT JUST BLEW OUR MINDS, SERIOUSLY WE HAD 3 WITHIN 18 HOURS AND MORE FOLLOWED SUIT) BUT ALSO FLAILING WISE. IT WAS WONDERFUL TO SEE SO MUCH HUMOUR AND BANTER AND ENTHUSIASM AND HONESTLY IT BRINGS TEARS TO OUR EYES. IT TRULY DOES.

ONCE AGAIN A MASSIVE HUG AND THANKS TO EVERYONE.

We also have a couple of lovely newcomers that I would like the say a very warm hello to (as if you know, I haven't PMed your sorry arses to my hearts content already).

( O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL )

snagged as Big Bang project by

originalpuck

I hope that you have enjoyed our prompts for this evening and that you shall be as devoted as your humble servants; The Reverends. If we could we'd make youse all Bishops.

We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends

blasphemous words by

poziomeczka and divine art by

ladytiferet

Current Mood: determined

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( Follow all ye faithful )

Esca/Marcus- Prison AU
this little lost sheep has been given a home by a VERY MYSTERIOUS ANON in the fiendishly clever
Solitary

happy sinning!!!

your most Obedient Servants in Porn,
the Reverends.

graphic by

ladytiferet, words by ~~Shakespeare~~

poziomeczka

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Entries tagged with canon

DANCE DANCE DANCE LIKE YER HAVIN' A FIT

IT SHOULDN'T STOP YOUUU

THE REVEREND NEEDS YOU!!!

NOT QUITE SUNDAY SERVICE

BRINGING PEOPLE TO THE PEWS

SIN BOLDLY

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