let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

OMGGGGGGGG stellarsara, I GOT YOUR PACKAGE, IT WAS TOO BIG TO FIT THROUGH THE DOOR AHAHAH
AND I LOVE HOW EVERYONE ALWAYS ADDRESSES THINGS TO BE FOR 'MEG'.
I was explaining to the guys at the post office that it's my rapper name.

I LOVE YOU, MY SWEETNESS, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. SO MUCH.
I know I've been a bit AWOL getting prepared for Canada and traipsing around different fandom like the Judas I am but I love youuuuu always and forever and I have a pack for you myself but it needs the last (most Scottish of all) touch before it can make its way to you.

FORGIVE ME, MY BRUSSEL SPROUTS.

I've had the absolutely beautiful (with seriously enviable hair) celebeleiwith me for a couple of days and it's been all very grand!! I HOPE SHE HAD A MARVELLOUS TIME AND IS STILL HAVING IT IN EDINBURGH. AND THAT SHE'LL COME BACK TO MY HUMBLE ABODE SOMETIME SOON!
She's pretty epic, I'll let youse know. And looks fantastic in a straw hat.

Other than that I've been shamefully cheating on the Eagle with Avengers. Eeep.
Promise the Sunday Service to commence soon though!

ENOUGH ABOUT ME THOUGH.
Today is the birthday of no ordinary human being.
bachaboska!!!! FLOCK TOGETHER AND LAY GIFTS AT HER FEET!

Bacha, my darling, Reverend ladytiferet and myself would like to wish you the absolute best!!!

My darling earthlings, I have been busy with recovering from exams and doing my placement for the Beebs, but but I wanted to belatedly wish a wonderful happy birthday to tracy7307 and laughtillwecry who had their naming days yesterday ;)


I managed to catch you last night but I feel like it wasn't enough, I hope you had an astonishing day yesterday!!!


Mariaaaah, I haven't spoken to you in what feels like millennia but I hope you had an awfully, atrociously incredibly wonderful birthday!!!

Tif and I would like to belatedly wish you the best of after-birthdays ;)


( aaaand avengers )

Avengers guys, I have stated (firmly) I wouldn't be getting into that fandom but uhmm I have to kind of take it back cause


I'm having some SERIOUSLY URGENT THOR/LOKI FEELS RIGHT NOU riventhorn well knows and basically ANY GOOD RECS (since that fandom's enormous already) SENT THEM MY WAY. Basically, all Loki-centric things, no matter what pairing (cause youse know I multiship like whoa)...yes, I will read them.Also everything Thor really cause he's adorbs. ALSO I AM HAVING ALL THE NATASHA FEELS SO IF SOMEONE HAS A GOOD BUDABEST STORY GIMME GIMME.

edit: scratch that:
just give me everything (apart from Tony/Steve maybe, sorry Cap)

LJ, I MISSED YOU!

*CLINGS*


I'M BAAACK

My wonderful, beautiful and epically-haired fellow Reverend ladytiferet celebrates her birthday today! Now, she's as ancient as Moses, but there's fierceness in her yet! Therefore, flock around, good congregation to wish your old and wordly Reverend all the best. 
I, myself, am at a loss for words, cause Tif; you're the best adventure that happened to me! I've crossed the Pond, I had porny get- aways, I cleaned after very ugly dogs, I commentficed into the wee hours with you. 

And you've got a little birthday kitten yesterday and while I can't really top that (though lol, I have taken part in the kitten-getting-planning mwahahahaha) I can sure try! 


( <33333333 )




HAVE AN AMAZING DAY, MO GRADH  ♥ ♥ ♥

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.

DROP, AND BY DROP I MEAN DROP EVERYTHING YOUSE ARE DOING. UNLESS THEY ARE SEXY CENTURIONS OR FIERCE BRITONS.

OR UNLESS YOU'RE HOLDING BABIES, WOULD HATE TO CONTRIBUTE TO INFANT MORTALITY WITH MY PRIMPING AND PREACHING.

GUYS, THIS IS A BIT PERSONAL AND CLOSE TO MY HEART, SO I'VE GOT MY EYES IN A WET PATCH THINKING ABOUT IT.

IN A GOOD WAY.

aeroport_art's SUPREMELY SUPERB fic featured originally in The Highland Edition of the Sunday Service, under its working title First Day of Class is now available, in all it's glory, finished and with a masterlist as The Kids of York

Cottingswood High, Yorkshire. You get all kinds, but as someone who's bounced around Child Services, has a hot-headed chav for a best friend, and gets mistaken for a girl by the daft new student in History, Esca MacCunoval is not your ordinary kid.

IT REMAINS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS I'VE READ.

Guys, since April sucks baws (and so will May but enough about me) I've only just gotten around to reading like...my second Big Bang, but it was so utterly utterly lovely that I have to rec it here, I mean youse probably have already read and forgotten it but man I read it last night and enjoyed it IMMENSELY.

Cursed at First, But Mended by lakeeffectgirl
Marcus/Esca - R (I think) -Sir Marcus Aquila, recently invalided home from the war, has only weeks to arrange a marriage of convenience so that he can inherit his family's estate. A Regency Romance AU.
Deliciously Austenish and with spot-on lovely characterization which isn't all that common in AUs (AND IT HAS HORSIES GUYS, HORSIES!!!)


My delightful profiteroles, I am aware some of youse (like myself) are Merlin fans.
And maybe some of you are podfic fans as well. Anyhoo, if yer both I cannot praise lunchee enough. I mean, I am biased because I have a MASSIVE BONER for anything coming from the Antipodes but uhm her podfics are POSITIVELY ORGASMIC.
If you like the spoken word and Merlin, I'd recommend her to no end.
She also did a podfic of Drastically Redefining Protocol *cough* which is like...the best thing ever. ----> her reading of Intended can be found here.

CIAO!