let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

coeurdesoleil i'm gonna be back to doing uni work!! i promise you. I HAVE WRITTEN SEVEN PAGES GODAMNIT I THINK I DESERVE THIS.

SO ANYWAY ANYWAY GUYS.

REMEMBER HOW I BITCHED AND MOANED ABOUT THE LACK OF PODFIC? REMEMBER?
ESPECIALLY LACK OF GOOD PODFIC?

WELL, LIGHT HAS BEEN SHED ON THE MATTER.

IN THE bliss bliss i say OF AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT OH YES (so now jaxie12 you've got to wave the kiwi flag and make one too....hint hint...hint hint)

AHEM SO, WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS
dodificus has made a podfic of onelittlesleep's Suffer, Spasm, Strain
and uhm here it is ( oh hohoho here it is! )

AND IT'S HAWT. BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY ENTIRELY ARBITRARY


ALSO THIS FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, BECAUSE JAMIE BELL IS ALWAYS RELEVANT.

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LIE, LJ HAS MADE MY LIFE TODAY.

after waking up to an amazing vid by lucre_noin  you should totally check oot, i have discovered the mr. tatum's (i've just realized that in my head i always call ct mr. tatum, it's beyond bizarre) freckles are not in fact a figment of the fandom's collective imagination and they, well and truly do exist ---->http://pics.livejournal.com/vivid_moment/pic/000q87y3
like, i know there's a fair share of fics about those little drops OF HEAVEN. but HOW ISN'T THERE MORE?
THE DIMPLES IN JAMIE'S BACK AND THE FRECKLES ON MR.TATUM'S SHOULDERS (AND COLLARBONES GEEZUSONETHINGATATIMEHOLY FUCK!) should have memes of their own. memes of the kinky kind preferably.
and then teaquest did this amazing ode to the freckles: http://channing-jamie.livejournal.com/6779.html

bachaboska , vivid_moment , savetomorrow  and coeurdesoleil  were generally hilarious and amazing aaaaaand

i know this is irrelevent you youse's all interest BUT i ate my weight in ice-cream today which made it an even better day.
also my eye-test was due so i got two new pairs of glasses that i am ridiculously excited about, since they're from GW collection for specsavers and one pair is of the WoodyAllen-JBells kind. I am ridiculously excited about this!

ALSO, I NEARLY FORGOT.
I watched Dear Wendy two days ago as part deux of my Jamie Bell marathon of doom. I actually thought I wouldn't really end up liking it, it said 'fightclub with guns' on the cover and i went all 'meeeeeh, really?' but it's the cutest, most heartfelt little thing ever. Also JBells look like this, all babyfat and adorability. wait is that a word? well now it is! :




looken' fierce.

AS FOR THE FIC DUM DUM DUM

I need to type it up since I've been writing in on napkins and post-its so it won't be here until tomorrow, as i am in no physical capacity to type any more.