let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

guys guys guys
if you haven't read pjvilar's Pack of Two that now has a second chapter do so immediately!
it's a startlingly well written canon era werewolf au, that is so poignant and dangerously beautiful in just few lines i'd be a fool not to recommend it to everyone.

HOLD ME, saucery, FOR I SHALL SWOON.

Nightingale.
Ladies and gentlemen. I give to you.
Poetry. Of the finest (porny) calibre.

let's be honest, how can I not?

Come join the Eagle friending meme!



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ALSO GOD. THE MEDIA CHALLENGE. I HAVEN'T READ ALL OF IT YET BUT OH GOD, WHAT I HAVE READ SO FAR HAS BEEN POSITIVELY AMAZING, SO FOR THOSE THAT HAVEN'T DABBLED IN IT JUST YET I'D LOVE TO RECOMMEND DEVOTEE BY THE STARTLINGLY TALENTED piscaria (and we're chums now! look at me moving up in the world!). It's so painful, and poignant and piercing.
THE OTHER ONE I HAVE READ AND LOVED IS DAY IN THE LIFE BY vixys BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S KINDA A DEFAULT WITH HER. WOMAN CAN DO NO WRONG.

I HOPE TO CATCH UP WITH ALL THE ENTRIES SOON. sadly, I ended up not submitting my own :(

I would also bring to your attention a lovely, utterly lovely and beautifully written that which is most dear by destina

( games we play )

P&P is finished. done. ladies and (stray) gentlemen. Yesterday we have woken to greet the last day of an era. Today the horizon we greet is going to be different. Friday may still mean the beginning of the weekend, but it will be MAGICAL NO MORE.
I haven't even read it yet. I have been bracing myself for it all morning. And then afternoon.
IT'S HARD OKAY?


ALSO FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE HOOKER!CHAINFIC. THOUGH I AM CONSIDERABLY BETTER. AM HOPING TO GET SOME WRITING DONE TONIGHT.

in the meantime! recs!
vixys is quite possibly the best addition to this motherflipping fandom guys and I am happy to say she's in our CLUTCHES (mwahahahaahaha ♥). Yese should have seen how Tif and I plotted yesterday. Super-villains.
Either way, I have recced the lovely vixys to youse before but she wrote a stunning two-part
( the sunshine lies ) and a beautifully poignant fill to a kmm asphyxiation prompt ( breathe for me ). Powerful, poetic writing at its best.

Speaking of powerful things. Do you remember that beautiful vid by my good friend and part-time molester bachaboska?

theswearingkind wrote a wonderful, sweet and heartbreaking fic to keep this magnificent vid company ( hold with those who favour fire )

and of course ( a collar of grass ) by sineala
because I am a slave to her Directedverse fics.

OTHER THAN THAT. Tif and I were thinking to crank our pimping powers up A NOTCH and introduce a Sunday Service (Tif we should have banners), where we'd pimp prompts that are WORTHY OF CONSIDERATION BUT SOMEHOW ABANDONED. do you guys think that's a good idea?

Manda floatxxaway and I attempted to Skype last night. It was more 'sounds of the jungle during mating season' than a human conversation but we fangirled over Placidus. WHERE IS ALL THE PLACIDUS FIC, EVERYBODY?

also waving my new friends hullo!

OKAY WHAT IS UP WITH LJ? IT IS RIDICULOUS I ALMOST MISSED THE P&P UPDATE. this is damnably UNPARDONABLE. FEH.
get your shit together LJ! you're practically my home!!

also I finally caught up on 4 weeks worth of updates and my god i nearly died. i am in love with everything

EITHER WAY.
I have some recs that I think are quite worthy of note!
SO YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD ME RAVE ABOUT IT BELOW GO AND READ planejane's incredibly saucy teen au that clearly has been woven from my dreams and rainbows and is entitled ( First Bite of The Apple ), seriously guys a thousand of these ♥ for it.

there are two glorious fics by an author that I assume is a newcomer to the fandom under the sassy username of vixys ( "whispering in the cold" ), it goes deep in the nature of freedom and choice and it is so sensual and mysterious and WONDERFULLY presented, with lyrical, piercing language just as ( "the sunshine lies" ).

AS USUAL A FIC BY sineala is a RECOMMENDATION ON ITS OWN but seriously go and check out ( "5 TIMES ESCA HIT MARCUS IN THE FACE" )

( ALSO WATCH OUT. I WOULD LIKE TO BRING THIS TO YOUR ATTENTION!!! )

and a fussy Jamie Bell cause that is always relevant. THAT CAPRICIOUS LITTLE FOX.

I've realised that I owe fic to everyone on the internet, so let's start with an epic face------>


OKAY FIRST OF ALL: can someone pleaseee put the alternate ending up somewhere? I NEED TO SEE IT. PLEASE HELP OUT A TORTURED EUROPEAN.

AND NOW TO THE MEGMOBILE! WHICH IS LIKE THE BATMOBILE BUT LESS COOL AND MADE OF IRN-BRU CANS.

recs everyone! some you might know, some you might not!! BUT I AM HERE TO RECOMMEND SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD STUFF.

HET.
Marcus/girl!Esca( Honour and Other Made-Up Things ) by the lovely < user="copa_cetic"> NC-17. You might know it from kmm since it was the fill for the girl!Esca prompt. I myself didn't get round to read it until much much later since Jamie Bell GUYS. YOU KNOW. I FELT THERE WOULD BE A LACK. However, once I started reading I could not stop, my face was literally glued to the screen. Esca is still, essentially, so very Esca and her relationship with Marcus is beautiful and painful. I can't recommend it enough.

Marcus/OFC ( On the Narrow Edge ) by the incredible sineala NC-17 (D/S). Jesus Christ this is so hot I don't even know what to do with myself. Since all the characters are original it feels more like Original Fiction with Marcus thrown in the middle of it, rather than an AU. Either way, the porn is incredibly superb and Cypriana (the OFC) is my new girl crush, cause *ahem* she kind of really HAWT.

also I wish there was some girl!Marcus fic out there. CAUSE YESE KNOW IT WOULD BE AWESOME. naninande wrote me this super-amazing snippet -->( girl!Marcus ) so I think yese all should support me in my molestation of her lovely person for more. YES? WELL, I'D THINK SO.

AS FOR THE KMM FILLS. I KNOW SOME OF YOUS ARE ADVERSED TO WIPS.
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT READING ( PASSION AND PROFESSION ), ( FIGHTER ) AND ( NEVER RETURN TO THE SCENE OF A CRIME )
THEN I'M NOT SURE WHY I'M TALKING TO YOUSE.

SUPER-AWESOME KMM FILLS I CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT.

YESTERDAY TURNED OUT to BE A PRETTY AWESOME DAY. AND IT HAD VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH THE DEAL SAINSBURY'S HAD ON TRIFLE. it had everything to do with people porning at me right, left and centre.
And speaking of porning! I would like to introduce my new and fabulously slutty friends:

cs_whitewolf and naninande!!!

AND IT'S ONLY FAIR I REC THOSE TALENTED LITTLE BITCHES.

HET. NC-17 ( The Best Men ) by our lovely naninande. A cleaned up version of the fill for the kink meme prompt with Esca/Marcus/Cottia where Cottia gets introduced to carnal pleasures (haha i giggled shut up). Contains underage (Cottia's 16) sex so if that squirms you then well, you might wanna avoid that. As I said YOU KNOW MY CONFLICTED FEELINGS ABOUT COTTIA but naninande's fill is worth reading for it's beautiful lyrical style and beautifully outlined interactions alone. A stunning piece of work.

SLASH. R. ( Afterwards ) by very slutty cs_whitewolf who put out before I even got to buy her dinner and porned at me in the comment section below the fic. I AM A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE. Coming back to the fic in question however, IT'S EVERY BIT AS HOT AS ITS TOPIC. Esca inks Marcus in the Celtic fashion and he claims it's going to tell of their adventures in the North. But I am pretty sure it actually says 'property of Esca Mac Cunoval, no touchy pls, thnx' but that might be just me.

okay guys so I frankly dunno where this has been all my life but there's this Marcus/ Esca fic. That takes place post-Zombie apocalypse. And they ride a beefy motorbike.
( Hic si stas, hinc eris ) by frantic_allonsy will ACTUALLY BLOW YOUR MIND or you know. Turn you into a zombie.

I've also realized that I've made the gross omission of not reccing my most favourite thing ever of all time. Remember that prompt on the meme with age difference/ size difference, where Marcus is around 30 and Esca is 16. Yeah. So lallyloo filled it with ( A Good Little Slave ), it's hot and sweet and innocent and I just adore their interactions and it's so funny to see Esca at 16 but still pushy and bossy and hilarious, I also love how mouthy and insolent he is and Marcus doesn't even blink twice at it and spoils him rotten.

SLASH. PG-13. ( Strong and Splendid and True ) by sineala. it's pretty much an insta! rec. because well, it's *her*.
Turns out you shouldn't believe gossip.

other than that lulahbelle and myself have founded a two-person Deathwatch fandom and she wrote a Bradford/Charlie fic that is so wrong I can feel the scorch of hellfire. And I in turn am writing a MacNess/Charlie/Doc drabble. Yes. We have made Charlie Shakespeare a camp whore. Yes, that we did.

oh and I probably shouldn't give too much away but floatxxaway is writing an amazing cross-over fic that I had the pleasure of catching a glimpse of.

and omggggg teaquest I don't know what to do with you!!!!even!!
oh and can someone keep bachaboska from inflicting another AU on me?

Okay, so I apologise for no fic. I was scribbling it down in the park yesterday (I bumped into my pal, it was very awkward, pretending it was not porn) and it's growing enormous. as in enormous. and i kinda need to weave in porn into channing's crazy inner monologue. like seriously.

also i'm getting increasingly cought up in the indy jones!au, i wanna start outlining it. this will be like, my first thing with actual plot pwoah.

So basically, I will post something later tonight if I get some of my essay done. You know that stuff I have to do to graduate with decent marks. YEAH THAT THING.

Anyway, as I accidentally enlightened coeurdesoleil in the ways of fic. A rare feat since I'm always the one behind and like people tell me stuff and I'm like WHUT? WHUT?
but encouraged by this rare flash of fic knowledge I decided to pimp some fiction, yo.

do people still say YO?

well, anygays.
YO DAWGS.

STOP WHATEVER YOUSE ARE DOING AND READ!

The Blood Knows The Path by linaerys is a magnificent story woven and writhing within the whole Eagle universe. There are Romanized slutty Britons, honourable Marcuses and jelaous Escas. A beautiful, beautiful fic.
( Esca is a bad slave. Stephanos and Sassticca, who runs the kitchen, are at pains to make sure he knows this. )

The Kissing Series! I think everyone has read it, but you know. Just in case.
A Thousand and a Hundred More by carmarthen, where Esca is really rather confused about this whole kissing business: ( Esca is confused by this weird Roman custom of licking people's mouths, and asks Marcus to explain. Demonstrate. Something. )

If It Feels Good Do It by sineala, man I love this girl's writing, so I strongly, stronly recommend you check oot her other fics. In this one Esca teaches Marcus about the 'best kind of kissing': ( Summary: Esca has kissed people before. Only not on the mouth. )

and then it spurred on another one! by savvierthanu about another kind of kissing :P ( Kiss Me, Take Me )

The Dagger by planejane, Marcus may have a tiny peen but Esca knows how to use it.
Fill for a kink meme, and a rather brilliant one too:
( Esca splashes his face with cool water, takes a deep breath and leaves his cell. Since returning south with the Eagle, he has his own room, next to Marcus, in Uncle Aquila's house. )

The Persistence of Memory by savvierthanu, one of my favourite things I think. And Amnesia!Fic that's just megasweet and painful and hot and you just want to cuddle those boys. More than usual.
( Am I simple? Marcus looks horrified so he amends the question. I mean, was I simple? )

a white collar au! by addandsubtract, now I haven't seen an episode of white collar in my life, but did not stop me from LOVING this. is superb! superb! and there are two parts :)
( 189 ) && ( 191 )

REMEMBER THAT PORN AU PROMPT I MADE AFTER DISCUSSING IT EXTENSIVELY WITH vivid_moment?
WELL IT GOT FILLED AND FILLED IN STYLE, AND I CANNOT, I REPEAT, CANNOT; PIMP IT ENOUGH:
( So I could give it up, he murmurs, not looking up from where he's sliding their cocks together.become a bin-man. That'd still get you hot? )

WIPS worth checking oot:
( Bloody Money ) --> Stockholm Syndrome prompt fill

( By the Sword ) ---> insanely awesome gladiator! au, where Marcus is kinda like a teenage girl. in the best way possible.

( Blue For You ) ---> Esca gets an Eagle tattooed onto his back. To, you know, spell it out for Marcus. Or maybe even draw a picture.

EDIT:

FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE!
( Second Chances )
I read it this morning and well, even though I've seen it around I didn't think I'd like it. It's very good. A tricky task well performed; Marcus is a hitman who's about to commit suicide and Esca's an escort.
AND THIS ONE:
( Something Like A Step-Up AU )
unnervingly intriguing and Marcus's hilarious. Though a little bit dim.

EDIT NUMBER TWO!
GEEZUS. I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE ANOTHER POST.
DUDE'S FEI MADE THIS CHANNING FRECKLES TRIBUTE OVER HEERE:
( see, in that video i didn\'t even realize he was speaking *is shallow* )