let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

Ladies and honourable gentlemen, today is the birthday of a VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL PERSON.
stellarsara is one of the most *fun* people I've met in fandom. She's hilarious, and beautiful and capslocky and unlike me, she's actually a real person that pays her fucking taxes. 
Have a beautiful day hen, filled with confetti and champagne and strawberries dipped in chocolate fed to you by oiled, hot men in little else but loin-cloths. And maybe some strategically placed jewellery. 



THE REVERENDS LOVE YOU!

MUNCHINS, LEPRECHAUNS, MY CHARMING APRIL ELVES. Fuck me sideways, I'm tired. I wish the Big Bangs would take care of my assignments so I could read them instead. However, here we are! Greeting another lovely spring into the fandom. April is actually a rather emotional month since a year a go, in April, I wrote my first (admittedly horrible) fic. Memories of torment and procrastination come flooding abound. Since it's April Fools' or Gawkin' Day as it's been called here in Scotland (does anyone even call it that still? Apart from me that is? But I live in like 19th century), the Reverend ladytiferet and I (well, mostly the Reverend since I was in no mental state to decide anything) decided to provide you with some light-hearted entertainment this time :) 

And with April showers, and sunshine, daffodils and the promise of creme eggs (for some *nudge nudge*) I would like to greet you *most warmly* to another Sunday Service, let fic pop up everywhere like the pasty British folk do on the fields the second the fiery sky deity is out of the clouds. Have a wonderful time! Discuss plot ideas and kinks and write, laugh, love and porn! 

GUMMY BEARS, CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, SUGARCUBES,  Flock, congregation, my firm believers.
Your ever faithful Reverends would like to humbly grovel for your forgiveness yet again, as this most modest and unconvinced of her own awesomeness Reverend has been so incredibly busy for the past weeks she has had hardly any time to attend to hers and yours spiritual and porny needs. She has slaved away, not by the beds of sexy Centurions, but over essays and she  is so happy that she can return to youse even if briefly.

Awright, writing about myself in the third person is kind of fucking weird, so I'll stop. 
FLOCK, I miss you. I've been pretty much MIA because of either wonderful, beautiful and gorgeous guests like your faithful Bishop lulahbelle or trying to finish dissertation proposals and class projects and freaking out over placements like a little bitch. It does my heid in cause this is like a fucking fiesta in this fandom, with eagle_exchange and eagle_bigbang, I haven't even had the time to catch up with all the masterpieces and yet they keep popping out like flowers in the midst of spring. Very fitting too! 

My lovely little raindrops of last days of March, I'd love to present to you  yet another Sunday Service, I have glimpsed so many new faces recently so I cannot but hope and see them during our porny masses. Kick back, relax and enjoy the show, the service and the ceremony. Porn with thy neighbour, for that is the will of the gods of m/m erotica!