NOT QUITE SUNDAY SERVICE
Dec. 13th, 2011 03:55 amMY ROYAL MISTRELS! MY SWEET, JIBING JESTERS, MY KNIGHTS AND PRINCESSES, KINGS AND QUEENS. BOYS AND GIRLS...YOUR RESIDENT REVEREND MIGHT STILL BE A WEE BIT TIPSY FROM THE VERY LIBERATE AMOUNT OF SPIRITS SHE HAS CONSUMED TODAY. However!!! My love rings pure and strong and true and is not just a by-product of festive boozin'. I ASSURE YOU FLOCK, I SHALL NOT BE CONFESSING MY LOVE SOLELY DUE TO HITTING THE CEREMONIAL WINE A BIT TOO HARD.
I am sure, beautiful Reverend Tif who happens to be sombre and sober as it is expected of any self-respecting Reverend, would NEVERTHELESS agree!!!!!
MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.

( Happy Pre-Holidays! )
I am sure, beautiful Reverend Tif who happens to be sombre and sober as it is expected of any self-respecting Reverend, would NEVERTHELESS agree!!!!!
MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.
( Happy Pre-Holidays! )