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MY LOVELIES ♥
I have indented to withhold Sunday Service due to the holidays, I ken youse all are busy and well, if you're like me you are probably *marinated* in spirits of all kinds and drifting in and out the state of pure sloshedness, but my darling Reverend companion [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet smartly noted; there's a time when you need a break from family or else you commit murder. And well, we'd hate to see youse, dear congregation, behind bars. UNLESS IT'S A SEXY DUNGEON, THAT IS.

I hope that this shall keep you out of trouble and add some points to my score with Santa. He seems to think that kinky wishlists are to be frowned upon. I MOST CERTAINLY THINK NOT.

Flock, I hope you are having magnificent holidays, be then denominational or non-denominational. I hope you're with your loved ones, that you laugh and drink and sing and eat so much you will have to be rolled around in a wheel-barrow for the next couple of days.
I would also like to issue special thanks to my beautiful fellow Reverend, for everything really. She knows what she does. And yes, being online when I wake up in the middle of the night, somewhere between cold sober and pished drunk, is one of those things.

    


bah humbug! )
poziomeczka: ([jamie bell] santa hat)
My beautiful gift-givers, hard-working reindeer, frisky little elves. A GRAVID moment has come to the Eagle fandom as I am bold enough to assume that this is our first Christmas spent together! And *definitely* first Christmas for our dear Service here! And for myself, and I know for a fact, for a couple of others; it's also the first Christmas on LJ!
MAY THE FESTIVE MOOD BRING TO YOU A NEW DEGREE OF SALACIOUS CRAVINGS. MAY THE CANDY CANES BE USED TO SPANKING AND RIBBONS FOR BONDAGE. MAY YOUR PRESENTS BE UNFIT TO BE SHOWN TO YOUR PARENTS AND EASILY OFFENDED FRIENDS. MAY THE MULLED, SPICE WINE MAKE YOU KINKY, FLUSHED AND MERRY.
THE LORDS OF PORN WILL GRIN UPON THE LAND AND WE SHALL FEAST UPON CARPS, TURKEYS, PUDDINGS AND BREAKFAST CEREAL.

MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.



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