let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

Okay, so I apologise for no fic. I was scribbling it down in the park yesterday (I bumped into my pal, it was very awkward, pretending it was not porn) and it's growing enormous. as in enormous. and i kinda need to weave in porn into channing's crazy inner monologue. like seriously.

also i'm getting increasingly cought up in the indy jones!au, i wanna start outlining it. this will be like, my first thing with actual plot pwoah.

So basically, I will post something later tonight if I get some of my essay done. You know that stuff I have to do to graduate with decent marks. YEAH THAT THING.

Anyway, as I accidentally enlightened coeurdesoleil in the ways of fic. A rare feat since I'm always the one behind and like people tell me stuff and I'm like WHUT? WHUT?
but encouraged by this rare flash of fic knowledge I decided to pimp some fiction, yo.

do people still say YO?

well, anygays.
YO DAWGS.

STOP WHATEVER YOUSE ARE DOING AND READ!

The Blood Knows The Path by linaerys is a magnificent story woven and writhing within the whole Eagle universe. There are Romanized slutty Britons, honourable Marcuses and jelaous Escas. A beautiful, beautiful fic.
( Esca is a bad slave. Stephanos and Sassticca, who runs the kitchen, are at pains to make sure he knows this. )

The Kissing Series! I think everyone has read it, but you know. Just in case.
A Thousand and a Hundred More by carmarthen, where Esca is really rather confused about this whole kissing business: ( Esca is confused by this weird Roman custom of licking people's mouths, and asks Marcus to explain. Demonstrate. Something. )

If It Feels Good Do It by sineala, man I love this girl's writing, so I strongly, stronly recommend you check oot her other fics. In this one Esca teaches Marcus about the 'best kind of kissing': ( Summary: Esca has kissed people before. Only not on the mouth. )

and then it spurred on another one! by savvierthanu about another kind of kissing :P ( Kiss Me, Take Me )

The Dagger by planejane, Marcus may have a tiny peen but Esca knows how to use it.
Fill for a kink meme, and a rather brilliant one too:
( Esca splashes his face with cool water, takes a deep breath and leaves his cell. Since returning south with the Eagle, he has his own room, next to Marcus, in Uncle Aquila's house. )

The Persistence of Memory by savvierthanu, one of my favourite things I think. And Amnesia!Fic that's just megasweet and painful and hot and you just want to cuddle those boys. More than usual.
( Am I simple? Marcus looks horrified so he amends the question. I mean, was I simple? )

a white collar au! by addandsubtract, now I haven't seen an episode of white collar in my life, but did not stop me from LOVING this. is superb! superb! and there are two parts :)
( 189 ) && ( 191 )

REMEMBER THAT PORN AU PROMPT I MADE AFTER DISCUSSING IT EXTENSIVELY WITH vivid_moment?
WELL IT GOT FILLED AND FILLED IN STYLE, AND I CANNOT, I REPEAT, CANNOT; PIMP IT ENOUGH:
( So I could give it up, he murmurs, not looking up from where he's sliding their cocks together.become a bin-man. That'd still get you hot? )

WIPS worth checking oot:
( Bloody Money ) --> Stockholm Syndrome prompt fill

( By the Sword ) ---> insanely awesome gladiator! au, where Marcus is kinda like a teenage girl. in the best way possible.

( Blue For You ) ---> Esca gets an Eagle tattooed onto his back. To, you know, spell it out for Marcus. Or maybe even draw a picture.

EDIT:

FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE!
( Second Chances )
I read it this morning and well, even though I've seen it around I didn't think I'd like it. It's very good. A tricky task well performed; Marcus is a hitman who's about to commit suicide and Esca's an escort.
AND THIS ONE:
( Something Like A Step-Up AU )
unnervingly intriguing and Marcus's hilarious. Though a little bit dim.

EDIT NUMBER TWO!
GEEZUS. I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE ANOTHER POST.
DUDE'S FEI MADE THIS CHANNING FRECKLES TRIBUTE OVER HEERE:
( see, in that video i didn\'t even realize he was speaking *is shallow* )