poziomeczka: ([placidus] more honour that you can hope)
so uhm, I have been merrily *sloshed* over the X-mas holidays, or rather *marinated* in booze.
so badly that once I woke up at 4 am when I sobered up somewhat and uh, clearly not enough not to give into [livejournal.com profile] bachaboska's goading. It resulted in me writing a Tahar/Pip commentfic idek idek, this is the fully finished version ;)


title On Tender Hooks
fandom The Eagle RPS
pairing Tahar Rahim/Pip Carter, Channing/Jamie, a teeny tiny mention of Tahar/Jamie if you squint very hard
rating pg-13 (no porn? what is this even?)
disclaimer all lies, all lies! title from French Navy by Camera Obscura, credit for the heavenly banner goes to [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet, who is amazing <3 (thanks hen!)
warning affectionate, *loving* jibes at the French (and everyone else), atrocious writing.
a/n: now I know that the likelihood of Pip being called 'Pippin' is next to none but wouldn't it be super-cool if he were? it's mostly cause i picture his parents as upper class hippies.

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don't hold me responsible for this! )
poziomeczka: ([st.john] rev. rives is piqued)
FLOCK. CONGREGATION. MOST FILTHY LADIES AND CORRUPT GENTLEMEN.
Another Sunday has come upon us, yet another one where the Reverends cannot help but wipe tears of joy, of most zealous spiritual ecstasy, off their cheeks. We cried, we laughed, it changed out lives. IT BROUGHT SUCH BEAUTIFUL, IMPURE THINGS TO THE PRAISE OF PORN, ELABORATE AND PLOT-RIDDEN AS WELL AS THE SHORT ROUGH FIRE-BRANDING HOT ONES.
WE COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD. WE HATH SOWN THE LAND AND IT HATH CROPPT.
THE FIELDS BLOOMED IN COLOUR, SO STRONG AND FRAGRANT.
Once again we had SunServ virgins gleefully throwing their chastity to the seven winds and let me tell you, nothing, nothing compares with that feeling a SunServ popped cherry does. CONGRATULATIONS, PRIESTESSES. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOUR ARE LOVED.


FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED THE MASS BEFORE I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A VERY WARM AND STICKY WELCOME. IT'S WARM AND STICKY AND INAPPROPRIATE LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS ARE. I HOPE YOU WON'T BE STRANGERS IN THE FUTURE.

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Adeste Fideles )
We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends

and always remember to SIN BOLDLY

AND BOOGIE
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