let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

YESTERDAY TURNED OUT to BE A PRETTY AWESOME DAY. AND IT HAD VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH THE DEAL SAINSBURY'S HAD ON TRIFLE. it had everything to do with people porning at me right, left and centre.
And speaking of porning! I would like to introduce my new and fabulously slutty friends:

cs_whitewolf and naninande!!!

AND IT'S ONLY FAIR I REC THOSE TALENTED LITTLE BITCHES.

HET. NC-17 ( The Best Men ) by our lovely naninande. A cleaned up version of the fill for the kink meme prompt with Esca/Marcus/Cottia where Cottia gets introduced to carnal pleasures (haha i giggled shut up). Contains underage (Cottia's 16) sex so if that squirms you then well, you might wanna avoid that. As I said YOU KNOW MY CONFLICTED FEELINGS ABOUT COTTIA but naninande's fill is worth reading for it's beautiful lyrical style and beautifully outlined interactions alone. A stunning piece of work.

SLASH. R. ( Afterwards ) by very slutty cs_whitewolf who put out before I even got to buy her dinner and porned at me in the comment section below the fic. I AM A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE. Coming back to the fic in question however, IT'S EVERY BIT AS HOT AS ITS TOPIC. Esca inks Marcus in the Celtic fashion and he claims it's going to tell of their adventures in the North. But I am pretty sure it actually says 'property of Esca Mac Cunoval, no touchy pls, thnx' but that might be just me.

okay guys so I frankly dunno where this has been all my life but there's this Marcus/ Esca fic. That takes place post-Zombie apocalypse. And they ride a beefy motorbike.
( Hic si stas, hinc eris ) by frantic_allonsy will ACTUALLY BLOW YOUR MIND or you know. Turn you into a zombie.

I've also realized that I've made the gross omission of not reccing my most favourite thing ever of all time. Remember that prompt on the meme with age difference/ size difference, where Marcus is around 30 and Esca is 16. Yeah. So lallyloo filled it with ( A Good Little Slave ), it's hot and sweet and innocent and I just adore their interactions and it's so funny to see Esca at 16 but still pushy and bossy and hilarious, I also love how mouthy and insolent he is and Marcus doesn't even blink twice at it and spoils him rotten.

SLASH. PG-13. ( Strong and Splendid and True ) by sineala. it's pretty much an insta! rec. because well, it's *her*.
Turns out you shouldn't believe gossip.

other than that lulahbelle and myself have founded a two-person Deathwatch fandom and she wrote a Bradford/Charlie fic that is so wrong I can feel the scorch of hellfire. And I in turn am writing a MacNess/Charlie/Doc drabble. Yes. We have made Charlie Shakespeare a camp whore. Yes, that we did.

oh and I probably shouldn't give too much away but floatxxaway is writing an amazing cross-over fic that I had the pleasure of catching a glimpse of.

and omggggg teaquest I don't know what to do with you!!!!even!!
oh and can someone keep bachaboska from inflicting another AU on me?