let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

MUNCHINS, LEPRECHAUNS, MY CHARMING APRIL ELVES. Fuck me sideways, I'm tired. I wish the Big Bangs would take care of my assignments so I could read them instead. However, here we are! Greeting another lovely spring into the fandom. April is actually a rather emotional month since a year a go, in April, I wrote my first (admittedly horrible) fic. Memories of torment and procrastination come flooding abound. Since it's April Fools' or Gawkin' Day as it's been called here in Scotland (does anyone even call it that still? Apart from me that is? But I live in like 19th century), the Reverend ladytiferet and I (well, mostly the Reverend since I was in no mental state to decide anything) decided to provide you with some light-hearted entertainment this time :) 

And with April showers, and sunshine, daffodils and the promise of creme eggs (for some *nudge nudge*) I would like to greet you *most warmly* to another Sunday Service, let fic pop up everywhere like the pasty British folk do on the fields the second the fiery sky deity is out of the clouds. Have a wonderful time! Discuss plot ideas and kinks and write, laugh, love and porn!