let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

BEAVERS, MOOSE, MAPLES, FLOCK. My time in Canada came to an end and I was returned, saddened immensely by parting with my fellow Reverend ladytiferet, onto the juicy meadows of my mother country. It was a bliss of fangirling squee but even that bliss had to come to an end. I shall not pine needlessly however, dear congregation, and pour my love onto youse despite my sorrow! 
YOUSE ARE, AS ALWAYS, A MOST GRACIOUS AUDIENCE AND WE LOVE YOU DEARLY. YOU ARE A MOST GRACIOUS ALTAR FOR THE SEXY SACRIFICES THAT COME THROUGH OUR DOORS. NO FIERCE BRITON OR RESPLENDENT CENTURION CAN EVER REST SAFE WITH YOU AROUND AND I AM PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT. 

My sugarpuffs of candyfloss, I'm happy to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!! As you can see we are trying once again, to keep ourselves b back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.