let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

GUYS GUYS I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL! HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUUCH!
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TRIFLE. AND I LOVE TRIFLE. I LOVE IT A LOT. LIKE, HAD YOUSE BEEN MARCUS AND I HAD BEEN ESCA. I WOULD RETURN! AND I WOULD NOT BE FIERCE ENOUGH NOT TO KISS YOUSE.

i think spirograph made this...i have to stop stealing shit and forgetting who i nicked it from.

I'VE DONE MY SUPER-BADASS PRESENTATION ON OEDIPAL FANTASIES IN SHAKESPEARE AND I WAS GOOD. APPARENTLY. DESPITE HAVING SLEPT 1.30 HOURS. I THINK I MIGHT OWE IT TO MY HIPSTER GLASSES THAT MY TUTOR FOUND AWFULLY DASHING AND THE FACT THAT APPARENTLY I SOUND IRISH WHEN I'M ILL AND IT AMUSED HER TO NO END. I'M NONE THE WISER, I GO DEAF INSTANTLY WHEN I GET A COLD WHICH IS PRETTY FUNNY.

MY VIRAL CHEST INFECTION IS WORSE THAN EVER BUT I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW SO MAYBE WE'LL BE ABLE to man me UP.

SINCE I'VE DONE SO WELL ON MY PRESENTATION AND I'M HONESTLY TOO TIRED TO PROPERLY STUDY I'M GONNA POST THE REST OF THE PWP TODAY I THINK.

IN THE MEANTIME!!
CHECK OOT merlenhiver'S SUPER FIERCE VID. I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT. IT'S HOT LIKE A HOT THING---->( BEHOLD HOW FIERCE HE IS )

AND SERIOUSLY GUYS
THE KINK MEME HAS THIS NEW GLORIOUS FIC (floatxxaway knows what I'm talking about)----> ( See The Mountains Kiss High Heaven )

FUCK I NEED TO LIE DOWN.
BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER.
WITH FIC.

also I dreamt of an Indiana Jones AU I think...like for that 1 hour that I slept. And I may have to write it now.