let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

GOD. THOSE BAGPIPES JUST WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP.

but yeah I'm excited about the wedding, unlike most Scots I know. XD

but let's move onto greener pastures:

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.


also I've started writing a totally irrelevant little chan/jamie ficlet yesterday that i'll post soon as well, no porn in it so far. just fluff. but yeah it'll get there. it's about Jamie Bell's arse basically and an off-hand conversation bachaboska and I (whoa, look at my intense grammar whoo) have had sometime ago. LIEK, ABOUT CHANNING WANTING IT AND THEN THERE'S THIS ASSISTANT STARING AT IT. and like channing has this epiphany (basically the one I've myself had, but I think Channing and I are like one person in my head, like my inner Channing always agrees with me and my inner Jamie never does) that there are people that get paid to smear stuff on Jamie and all of sudden his career choices seem rather poor.

OH AND A QUICK REC:
( Title: Slave to the Son of the Blue Shield )
AN IDEA THAT IS SO OBVIOUS THAT IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED THE MINUTE THIS FANDOM LAUNCHED BUT YOU KNOW. IT'S HERE NOW AND I HOPE TO GOD SHE CONTINUES IT BECAUSE IF SHE DOESN'T I THINK I MIGHT. I MIGHT EITHER CONTINUE OR EXPLODE.