let's have tea in the MASTURBATORY!

FAITE, YER BUNCH O' FANNIES.? CIAMAR A THA THU ? HOW ARE YOUSE? FILTHY? AYE? THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TAE HEAR!

hope yese all are pure chuffed we're here cause well, we are. Romping across the heather scattered moors, picking thistles in a most beguiling symbolic Braveheart fashion, pretending we've dropped something just to catch a glimpse under those kilts well---
IT IS ALL PURE GID AND O' BUT YER KEN, YE CANNAY DAE IT ALL DAY.

it's good to know that there's a calm cup of choco waiting for you after a day of gleeful frolicking.

NAH, NOT REALLY.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN ALL THE BAGPIPES AND ALL THE CUPS OF CHOCO?

A BUCKETFUL OF WHISKY AND NO UNDERWEAR

FLOCK. THE REVEREND TIF AND I. WELL, WE FOOKIN' LOVE YA.


I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YESE ALL TO THIS SPECIAL HIGHLAND EDITION OF THE SUNDAY SERVICE.

FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED THE MASS BEFORE I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A VERY WARM AND SCOTTISH WELCOME.ONE THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE ANY OF US WEARING ANY KNICKERS. THE TRUE SCOTTISH WAY. HEY!



( Cò an caora sin còmhla riut a chunnaic mi an-raoir? )