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FAITE, YER BUNCH O' FANNIES.? CIAMAR A THA THU ? HOW ARE YOUSE? FILTHY? AYE? THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TAE HEAR!

hope yese all are pure chuffed we're here cause well, we are. Romping across the heather scattered moors, picking thistles in a most beguiling symbolic Braveheart fashion, pretending we've dropped something just to catch a glimpse under those kilts well---
IT IS ALL PURE GID AND O' BUT YER KEN, YE CANNAY DAE IT ALL DAY.

it's good to know that there's a calm cup of choco waiting for you after a day of gleeful frolicking.

NAH, NOT REALLY.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN ALL THE BAGPIPES AND ALL THE CUPS OF CHOCO?

A BUCKETFUL OF WHISKY AND NO UNDERWEAR

FLOCK. THE REVEREND TIF AND I. WELL, WE FOOKIN' LOVE YA.


I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YESE ALL TO THIS SPECIAL HIGHLAND EDITION OF THE SUNDAY SERVICE.

FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED THE MASS BEFORE I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A VERY WARM AND SCOTTISH WELCOME.ONE THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE ANY OF US WEARING ANY KNICKERS. THE TRUE SCOTTISH WAY. HEY!

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PREVIOUS WEEKS:

The First Sunday Service
The Second Sunday Service
The Third Sunday Service
The FourthSunday Service
The Fifth Sunday Service
Last Week's Sunday Service



As mentioned in previous week's mass and for the sake of cleanliness (rest assured flock, not the moral one) the MOST WONDROUS fills have been posted underneath THE LOVELY PROMPTS in the main Sunday Service posts. You can find them these, nice and neat.

CANON
Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus- Forced Punishment
While Esca is his slave, Marcus is forced to punish him (whipping??). Maybe Esca behaved in a totally unacceptable way for a slave. Marcus doesn't care/understands since Esca is more like a friend... But someone (Roman Official or his uncle) forces Marcus to "teach his slave an obedience lesson."
The reasons, reactions, and how it leads to sexytimes is up to the amazing author who I hope will fill this prompt!

Once upon a time the amazing [livejournal.com profile] onelittlesleep wrote Suffer, Spasm, Strain and it made me pine for some more whipping in this fandom or pain kink in general, what better 'verse to induce some more kink than Ancient Rome? ALSO. NO BETTER PROMPT FOR SOME STUNNING H/C, with Marcus patching his defiant slave up carefully. ALL THAT TAUNT TREMBLING MUSCLE.

GUH.

Cardinal [livejournal.com profile] naninande has provided us with superb corporal punishment for our sins of restraint Potestas
FUCKING INCREDIBLE
AND THAT IS NOT ALL. OUR CARDINAL. CLEARLY AMBITIOUS ENOUGH TO CONSIDER HERSELF A CANDIDATE FOR THE POPE HAS PROVIDED US WITH A WONDERFUL SEQUEL AND SOME MORE FLOGGING Infirmitas

AND YET ANOTHER OF OUR SWEET, NOT-AT-ALL INNOCENT ORPHANS FOUND A LOVING 3)Esca/Marcus -bodyswap
"I don't care how you do it, just make it happen!

Bonus points for having to re-learn each other!sexytiems."
CUTE AND CRACKY AND FUN. HOPEFULLY WILL BE A WELCOME BREAK FROM ALL THIS ANGST and you might find this suggestion by Saint [livejournal.com profile] originalpuck inspiring-->here
[livejournal.com profile] lallyloo came a home to this beautiful beautiful babies A Blessing from the Gods






1) Esca/Marcus-Fighting!Esca
The OP requested:
"After a particularly nastry run in with a few Romans, Esca is
forced into a duel to the death. Bloody, dirty, bruised, and gorgeous
Esca is all kinda of right in my book ^.-
Prompt note: The run in can be anything from one of them insulting
Esca's family, heritage, Marcus, etc. I figure most of the upper
class Romans would still look down on Britons (even if they're
free ^.-)"

be it a single scene, an episode pre or post battle, a pwp with
post-fight sexing? it is up to you authors!
look at its poor
little face, it evidently needs some h/c from youse!

FILL: wonderful [livejournal.com profile] laughtillwecry has started a wonderful fill right here; When Honor Fails



2) Esca/Marcus- matchmaking Placidus
the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] temperance_k asked for:
Since I'm 50~ pages away from finishing the book, I've been
tortured by many prompts. NONE OF THEM are as appealing as inadvertent
matchmaking!Placidus.

It's pretty much canon, I could QUOTE it at you, and so please,
anons, I would like Placidus; snide remarks continually forcing
Esca and Marcus together until they really are together, and
Placidus's; complete and utter horror at realizing what he has done.

Double bonus points for Marcus and Esca being pretty oblivious throughout.

PLEASE, MY LOVELIES! HOW HILARIOUS AND SWEET CAN THIS BE? ESPECIALLY
IF UNCLE A. CATCHES ONTO THE SHENANIGANS AND STARTS ASKING PLACIDUS TO
COME DINE WITH THEM WAYYY TO OFTEN FOR ANYBODY ELSE'S LIKING.
HE'D SUFFER JUST TO SEE THE BOYS MAKE IT IN THE END I AM SURE.

3)Esca/Marcus- AU, druid!Esca
Can be bookverse or movieverse, but I would like Esca to be both a warrior and a druid, a keeper of the tribe's traditions. Suppose he managed to keep his druidic powers secret, unlike being the chieftain's son, warrior elite etc, etc. But somewhere post-book/movie, while they're all happily farming, something terrible happens, animals dying, no crops, horrible weather, or Marcus gets really sick, whatever you like. And Esca is suddenly very fierce and BAMF and performing obscure bloody rituals, maybe tattooing Marcus to ward of evil spirits... It's all very mysterious and Marcus is promptly smitten. Or even more smitten than before. You know. Maybe Esca needs to fuck Marcus in Stonehenge to prevent the end of the world.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ELSE WANT MARCUS BEING BUGGERED SIXTEEN WAYS TILL NEXT SUNDAY OVER AT STONEHENGE. THE GODS DEMAND VIRGINAL CENTURIONS!

4)Esca/Marcus, anger issues, stand-off
Marcus has a temper and anger issues.
Esca is the only one who doesn't back down or back off.
Bonus points if Esca is still a slave.

I absolutely adore this, cause it has so much potential for wonderful and spot-on characterization while still being quite short and general. There seem to be quite a few fics out there with Marcus as the 'sappiest Master ever' but, I am of the fraction that things might not have been as rosy.

5) Esca/Marcus, Roman AU, powerful Esca
I'd like to read about Esca being in a position of power in the Roman empire, in spite of his ethnic background (is it even historically possible? it should be, it's an AU - maybe he's an emissary or a South-North Relations consultant, or an auxilia officer who got promoted for something extraordinary, IDEK, sorry :)), while Marcus is still an active military commander.

6)Esca/Marcus, modern AU, suicidal!Esca, hitman!Marcus, angst&violence
Esca wants to die (reasons up to the author), but he wants an honorable death (as far as it's possible) so he uses a middleman to contract a hit on himself.
Marcus is a recognized professional, he always researches his targets thoroughly, so he knows that his target wants to die but will fight to his last breath.
Cue respect, guys bonding while trying to kill each other, and a happy ending :)
Bonus points if Esca has some kind of a military (or similar) background and will pose some challenge for Marcus.

THIS HAS POTENTIAL FOR HEARTBREAK OF A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CALIBRE. BUT A MOST SUBLIME HEARTBREAK INDEED.

A MOST HAPPY RUMOUR HAS REACHED MY EARS, I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT A CERTAIN VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE MIGHT WANT TO ATTEMPT ADOPTION OF THIS BROKEN BABY.


THIS WEEK'S PROMTS, ACCORDING TO OUR HIGHLAND THEME, ARE A WEE BI' DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YESE ARE USED TAE.
INSTEAD OF DIVIDING THEM INTO CANON AND AU, THIS TIME ROOND WE'VE DECIDED TO GO WITH THE THEME OF CULTURAL DIFFERENCES AND PIMP THE WEE PROMPTS THAT FALL UNDER THE CATEGORY, REGARDLESS IF THEY'RE CANON OR NO'.

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Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus, High School AU
Marcus is the new Italian foreign exchange student. He winds up partnered with Esca, who doesn't want much to do with him at first because of _____. (Maybe Marcus kind of looks like an arrogant jock, or says something and causes a misunderstanding, or maybe Esca is just irritated by his own attraction to Marcus since they'll be sharing a house. You choose.)

But as time passes, Esca grows rather attached to Marcus and his pleased smile and his quiet intelligence and his funny little accent.

What happens next (or before that) is up to you anons! :)

SO ADORABLE I CANNAE EVEN---
IMAGINE WEE MARCUS, WITH HIS BRILLIANT GREEN EYES, HIS TAN AND FRECKLES, HIS SCRUFFY TRAINERS AND TIGHT WHITE T-SHIRT AND HIS CONTINENTAL STYLEEE AND WEAKNESS FOR ITALO DISCO? AND ESCA, TEA-DRINKING, RESERVED AND PUNKISH ALL THE SAME, WITH A MOUTH OF A SAILOR AND A LIVER OF ONE TOO.

FILL: OMFFFFFGGGG [livejournal.com profile] aeroport_art wrote an amazing and hilarious First Day Of Class
FILL 2: OH GOD OH GOD our lovely [livejournal.com profile] mercury_alice has no abandoned us for greener pastures after all and wrote this stunning, adorable fic that I am not sure has a title (?) The super lovely HS ex-change student Marcus AU

Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus, Halloween AU
Tis the season...

Esca, dressed in a full kilt, and Marcus, dressed as a Centurion, meet at a mutual friend's Halloween bash. They don't know each other, but sparks fly fast - and hey, they're both wearing costumes with easily-accessible skirts bottom halves. What else could one wish for?

Cue a wild night in someone else's empty bedroom of a house - what happens after is up to you. Leave it as a PWP one-shot, or take it further.

TOFFEE APPLES HAVE HIT AND THE HALLOWEEN SEASON IS UPON US (ALSO YET ANOTHER EXCUSE FOR ME TO BUY RIDICULOUS HATS), WHAT BETTER TO GET US IN THE FESTIVE MOOD THAN SOME WONDERFUL, ROLE-PLAYING, DRESS-UP PORN.
ALSO KILTS! KILTS FLOCK. KILTS. DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY THIS TWICE?

FILL: OH GOD OH GOD [livejournal.com profile] radiogaga33 (all of yous should welcome her) wrote THIS SUPER HOT AND AMAZING Mr. Aquila lives for a day


Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus, military AU
Marcus is an American officer on loan to the British military, assigned to temporarily lead a special forces squad and bring them up to date on American techniques and procedures. One of the soldiers, Esca, is not too happy about a Yankee telling him what to do.

Bonus points for Esca's polite "yessirs" while he's glaring, seething with rage or smirking.

More bonus points if Marcus's attempts to put Esca in his place end up with Esca topping the hell out of him (he can top from the bottom, I don't mind).

Even more bonus points for the use of military equipment and weaponry during sex.

AHEM. AHEM. *COUGH COUGH NUDGE NUDGE*

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Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus, Roman Sexual Mores of DOOM
Movie or bookverse. Long prompt is long.

Marcus and Esca have a thing going, but their activities are pretty much limited to handjobs and frottage and whatnot. Marcus not only has his Shameful For A Roman Citizen hangups, but he also respects Esca too much to ask the reverse of him (he may also had bad memories of barracks-room power plays and not even realize that some acts can be enjoyable for both parties). Marcus thinks that when Esca offers shameful things, it's because he still feels beholden to Marcus, so he keeps turning him down gently (or distracting him) without explaining why.

Esca, on the other hand, does not feel beholden at all (he is, after all, a chief's son and a civilized Celt, in no way inferior to a Roman!), doesn't have Marcus's hangups about perfectly normal activities, and is baffled and frustrated that Marcus keeps thwarting him for no apparent reason. Something's got to break...

AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE AND DEFINITELY SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE QUITE A TREND IN THE FANDOM BUT HAS RECENTLY FALLEN OUT OF FASHION. HOWEVER MARCUS AND MORES ARE DELICIOUS AND IF THE 60S COULD MAKE IT BACK TO THE CATWALKS, I SAY WE BRING BACK THE MORES!

FILL: this wonderful oldie has been filled by our magnificent [livejournal.com profile] radiogaga33 as Denouncement

I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether youse'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon, don't wanna be cramping your style.

We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends

and always remember to SIN BOLDLY

DON'T WEAR ANYTHING UNDER YER KILTS, YER NEVER KNOW WHEN YER GONNAE NEED EASY ACCESS.

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