poziomeczka | more tea, vicar? don't mind if i do

OKAY WHAT IS UP WITH LJ? IT IS RIDICULOUS I ALMOST MISSED THE P&P UPDATE. this is damnably UNPARDONABLE. FEH.
get your shit together LJ! you're practically my home!!

also I finally caught up on 4 weeks worth of updates and my god i nearly died. i am in love with everything

EITHER WAY.
I have some recs that I think are quite worthy of note!
SO YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD ME RAVE ABOUT IT BELOW GO AND READ

planejane's incredibly saucy teen au that clearly has been woven from my dreams and rainbows and is entitled ( First Bite of The Apple ), seriously guys a thousand of these ♥ for it.

there are two glorious fics by an author that I assume is a newcomer to the fandom under the sassy username of

vixys ( "whispering in the cold" ), it goes deep in the nature of freedom and choice and it is so sensual and mysterious and WONDERFULLY presented, with lyrical, piercing language just as ( "the sunshine lies" ).

AS USUAL A FIC BY

sineala is a RECOMMENDATION ON ITS OWN but seriously go and check out ( "5 TIMES ESCA HIT MARCUS IN THE FACE" )

the marvellously insightful

kahtyasofia came up with this lovely plot bunny for hooker Marcus. WHERE IS ALL THE HOOKER MARCUS PEOPLE? WITH DENIM SHORTS AND ~~FUCK ME~~ MILITARY BOOTS? OR FURRR OR STUFF??

So, Marcus is too uptight to just become a hooker for the money but if he's desperate and has no choice? People will go to great lengths for survival.

So, let's say he's dishonorably discharged from the military, either DADT or a false charge of cowardice or guilt by association - something that could be a modern parallel to book canon. Because the discharge was dishonorable, he can't get a job. So, he's standing on a grungy street corner one night and some nasty guy asks him to suck his dick for $25 and 3 minutes later, Marcus has $25. Suddenly, it dawns on him how he can make money to survive.

Enter Esca, whose shiny new high-end sports car breaks down right in front of Marcus' street corner (oooooof course it does). While waiting for the tow truck, Esca finds himself being pestered by this really hot male hustler. In a fuzzy vest. The guy is really just trying to wind Esca up and Esca finds humor in it. Finally, Esca says, 'you're really hot ... too hot to hustle a street corner. I've got a friend who runs a service for really high-end gigolos. Here, tell him I sent you.'

Next thing we know, Marcus is Mr. Popularity and Esca keeps running into him at functions where all these rich businessmen and politicians take Marcus as their 'date'. Esca starts to not like this cause he actually likes Marcus a little.

So, Esca hires him one night, to see what all the fuss is about and HOLY FUCK but where did Marcus learn to do THAT?! Cue the 'get him out of the business' trope, followed by the 'Marcus has his pride' trope, and finally ending with the happily ever after trope.

Along the way you sprinkle in some hot sex, some h/c, a solution to getting Marcus a real job, and viola, Hooker!Marcus fic.

Plot bunny for adoption. Any takers?
IT NEEDS A MAMA PLEASE GIVE IT A HOME.

and a fussy Jamie Bell cause that is always relevant. THAT CAPRICIOUS LITTLE FOX.