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[poziomeczka]

MY LOVELIES ♥
I have indented to withhold Sunday Service due to the holidays, I ken youse all are busy and well, if you're like me you are probably *marinated* in spirits of all kinds and drifting in and out the state of pure sloshedness, but my darling Reverend companion ladytiferet smartly noted; there's a time when you need a break from family or else you commit murder. And well, we'd hate to see youse, dear congregation, behind bars. UNLESS IT'S A SEXY DUNGEON, THAT IS.

I hope that this shall keep you out of trouble and add some points to my score with Santa. He seems to think that kinky wishlists are to be frowned upon. I MOST CERTAINLY THINK NOT.

Flock, I hope you are having magnificent holidays, be then denominational or non-denominational. I hope you're with your loved ones, that you laugh and drink and sing and eat so much you will have to be rolled around in a wheel-barrow for the next couple of days.
I would also like to issue special thanks to my beautiful fellow Reverend, for everything really. She knows what she does. And yes, being online when I wake up in the middle of the night, somewhere between cold sober and pished drunk, is one of those things.

    

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Last Week's Sunday Service
We are also slowly getting out pert little arses on delicious

Prompt 1

Esca/Marcus, canon, spooning for warmth
I might have had a dream like this. Plus it's one of my favorite tropes ever.

On the Eagle quest, Marcus and Esca spoon under their blankets/furs to keep warm. When they return, Marcus invites Esca to his bed to keep each other warm it's not cold at all, bahaha. Marcus gets roaming hands and Esca presses back against Marcus, and of course sexy!times ensue.
FILLED:
seascribe's Against the Cold
lunulet1 and mine commentfic (we're planning to make it a proper one)
Bishop lulahbelle's, the porn-machine's inspired fic:here (locked fae now, needs an edit)

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus, mistaken for a hooker [AU]
Esca had been secretly pining for Marcus for a while, but Marcus never seemed to notice him. One day when they're at a bar or something, Marcus comes up to Esca and propositions him. Esca, of course, is delighted. Until Marcus asks him how much he wants to be paid.
FILLED:
rufflefeather's Fuck the Fiercest Fables



ORPHANAGE

LAST WEEKS

 Esca/Marcus - dancing
Esca dances for Marcus. Marcus finds it superhot. Things happen.
Not AU, plz!

AND

Esca/Marcus - modern AU, suspenders!porn
Suspenders are so hot, no matter if they're up with a properly buttoned shirt and a tie or hanging down and a shirt open and disheveled. They can be used to hold someone down or to bind his hands behind his back.

Bonus points if the context is politics, but I honestly can't decide if it would be hotter to have subordinate Esca topping Marcus, or Marcus taking control from Esca who is higher in hierarchy, or some other option...
There are so many delicious porny configurations possible there :D
Comes with a visual aid.



OH ALL YE FAITHFUL, this week, my wonderful Reverential accomplice,ladytiferet was to choose two AUs and I to take care of canon. We cannot help but hope that there is something for everyone in this week's Service and that donation will tumble, aplenty, upon the altar steps.


Prompt 1

Esca/Liathan (Seal Prince)/Marcus - cuddling
Esca falls ill/has an accident while staying with the Seal Tribe, and both the Seal Prince and Marcus are concerned about his health. Esca delirious with fever, with Liathan and Marcus each at one of his sides.

I invisioned that the Prince and Marcus would be fighting over Esca's affection, while all Esca wants is release. He wouldn't care if it were only one or both of them.

Also it would be funny if Esca was all cuddly with them and didn't remember a thing when he was better, or at least only vaguely, but it's up to the author.
THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY PROMPT IN THE SEAL VILLAGE THAT HAS POTENTIAL FOR FLUFF.
I WANT LIATHAN AND MARCUS TOTALLY COMPETING FOR ESCA'S AFFECTION AND MUTELY BONDING OVER THEIR CARE FOR HIM.

Prompt 2

Esca/Marcus
Esca wants to know why Marcus saved him.
THIS!



Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus - modern AU, bar brawl, rough sex
Esca and Marcus get into a serious bar fight, preferably on opposite sides and end up fucking each other's brains out.
Maybe they knew each other before. Maybe they belong to rival gangs/frats/subcultures. It's all up to the AA, as long as there is some snarling and biting involved :).
GOD THIS IS HOT AS HELL. I JUST. I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A SUCKER FOR BAR FIGHTS AND ROUGH SEX BUT THAT'S TMI
Prompt 4

[AU] Esca/Marcus
Hexcuse me, but where is the prison AU? Esca as the top dog who takes newbie Marcus under his wing to protect him from the Seal Prince, Marcus running the show with Esca as his fiercely loyal second in command- I DON'T CARE JUST PLEASE LET THIS EXIST!

I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon.

We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends