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O CUM ALL YE KINKY CAROLERS
Dec. 19th, 2011 03:17 amMy beautiful gift-givers, hard-working reindeer, frisky little elves. A GRAVID moment has come to the Eagle fandom as I am bold enough to assume that this is our first Christmas spent together! And *definitely* first Christmas for our dear Service here! And for myself, and I know for a fact, for a couple of others; it's also the first Christmas on LJ!
MAY THE FESTIVE MOOD BRING TO YOU A NEW DEGREE OF SALACIOUS CRAVINGS. MAY THE CANDY CANES BE USED TO SPANKING AND RIBBONS FOR BONDAGE. MAY YOUR PRESENTS BE UNFIT TO BE SHOWN TO YOUR PARENTS AND EASILY OFFENDED FRIENDS. MAY THE MULLED, SPICE WINE MAKE YOU KINKY, FLUSHED AND MERRY.
THE LORDS OF PORN WILL GRIN UPON THE LAND AND WE SHALL FEAST UPON CARPS, TURKEYS, PUDDINGS AND BREAKFAST CEREAL.
MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.
THE LORDS OF PORN WILL GRIN UPON THE LAND AND WE SHALL FEAST UPON CARPS, TURKEYS, PUDDINGS AND BREAKFAST CEREAL.
MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.
