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MY BELOVED HIGH CLASS ESCORTS FLOCK. Last week has yet again bore fruit from most delicious and sinful orchard, and the Lords of Porn did grin upon us with kindness.

Your lechery, obscenity and down right libertinism, shown so wantonly each week has yet again left me and my fellow Reverend at a loss for words, our hearts swelling with pride.


MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.



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PREVIOUS WEEKS:

The First Sunday Service
The Second Sunday Service
The Third Sunday Service
The FourthSunday Service
The Fifth Sunday Service 
The Sixth Sunday Service
The Seventh Sunday Service
The Eight Sunday Service
The Ninth Sunday Service
The Tenth Sunday Service
Last Week's Service
We are also getting out pert little arses on delicious





I would like to shower you all with kisses for such an avid participation.
Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus, Mentally Unfit AU
Possible warnings: Mental Instability, Emotional Themes, Power Issues, Abuse, Nonies Choice

Marcus just got a job at a mental institution. He has had similar jobs before so he thinks he knows what to expect. Nothing, however could prepare him for Esca: scarred, angry, beautiful, delusional Esca. Esca who keeps saying that he doesn't belong there, that he isn't mad, that the very institution is corrupt, that even Marcus isn't safe. Marcus can't trust a mad man can he?

Wants: Angst, Drama, self doubt (on both their parts?), and last but not least maybe UST and happily ever after.
THE TRULY EPIC POTENTIAL OF THIS PROMPT MAY SEEM INTIMIDATING BUTTTT a series of episodes/vignettes is perfectly doable I am sure!

FILLED: in a heart-clenchingly stunning Breaking the Walls


Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus, Esca sleeps with everyone apart from Marcus

Marcus and Esca are friends, maybe even flatmates.

The thing is, Esca sleeps with a different person every other night but he never tries to get into Marcus's pants, even though he's pretty flirtatious in their everyday interactions.

Maybe Marcus is pining after him, maybe he just feels sort of offended and left out, either way, there is a point when he just can't take it anymore.

SLUTTY ESCA IS FOREVER MY FAVOURITE!!

FILLED:Man Friday by the amazing parishioner [livejournal.com profile] pouxin, who, I daresay popped her cherry at this Mass.




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HOWEVER IT IS NOT ALL HAPPY FAMILY REUNIONS AND MARSHMALLOWS FLOATING IN HOT CHOCOS ON STORMY NIGHTS. SOME OF OUR LITTLE ORPHANS ARE STILL WAITING TO KNOW THE WARMTH OF A HOMELY HEARTH. THEY TUG AT THE SLEEVES OF THE PASSING CLERGY WONDERING, TEARY EYED, IF SOMEONE HAD ASKED FOR THEM. THEY PRESS THEIR CUTE BUTTON NOSES TO FROSTY GLASS WATCHING FOR COUCHES MERGING FROM THE MISTY MOORS, SOB IN THEIR PILLOWS WHEN YET AND YET AGAIN NO ONE COMES. MAYBE THIS TIME, MAYBE THIS TIME SOMEONE WILL TAKE THEM IN.
1) Esca/Marcus - matchmaking Placidus
the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] temperance_k asked for:Since I'm 50~ pages away from finishing the book, I've been tortured by many prompts. NONE OF THEM are as appealing as inadvertent matchmaking!Placidus.It's pretty much canon, I could QUOTE it at you, and so please, anons, I would like Placidus' snide remarks continually forcing Esca and Marcus together until they really are together, and Placidus' complete and utter horror at realizing what he has done.
Double bonus points for Marcus and Esca being pretty oblivious throughout.
2) Esca/Marcus, military AU
Marcus is an American officer on loan to the British military, assigned to temporarily lead a special forces squad and bring them up to date on American techniques and procedures. One of the soldiers, Esca, is not too happy about a Yankee telling him what to do.
Bonus points for Esca's polite "yessirs" while he's glaring, seething with rage or smirking.
More bonus points if Marcus's attempts to put Esca in his place end up with Esca topping the hell out of him (he can top from the bottom, I don't mind).
Even more bonus points for the use of military equipment and weaponry during sex.
3)Esca/Marcus- AU, druid!Esca
Can be bookverse or movieverse, but I would like Esca to be both a warrior and a druid, a keeper of the tribe's traditions. Suppose he managed to keep his druidic powers secret, unlike being the chieftain's son, warrior elite etc, etc. But somewhere post-book/, while they're all happily farming, something terrible happens, animals dying, no crops, horrible weather, or Marcus gets really sick, whatever you like. And Esca is suddenly very fierce and BAMF and performing obscure bloody rituals, maybe tattooing Marcus to ward of evil spirits... It's all very mysterious and Marcus is promptly smitten. Or even more smitten than before. You know. Maybe Esca needs to fuck Marcus in Stonehenge to prevent the end of the world.
4)Esca/Marcus, anger issues, stand-off
Marcus has a temper and anger issues. Esca is the only one who doesn't back down or back off.Bonus points if Esca is still a slave.
I absolutely adore this, cause it has so much potential for wonderful and spot-on characterization while still being quite short and general. There seem to be quite a few fics out there with Marcus as the 'sappiest Master ever' but, I am of the fraction that things might not have been as rosy.
5) Esca/Marcus, Roman AU, powerful Esca
I'd like to read about Esca being in a position of power in the Roman empire, in spite of his ethnic background (is it even historically possible? it should be, it's an AU - maybe he's an emissary or a South-North Relations consultant, or an auxilia officer who got promoted for something extraordinary, IDEK, sorry :)), while Marcus is still an active military commander.
6)Esca/Marcus, modern AU, suicidal!Esca, hitman!Marcus, angst&violence
Esca wants to die (reasons up to the author), but he wants an honorable death (as far as it's possible) so he uses a middleman to contract a hit on himself.Marcus is a recognized professional, he always researches his targets thoroughly, so he knows that his target wants to die but will fight to his last breath.
Cue respect, guys bonding while trying to kill each other, and a happy ending :)Bonus points if Esca has some kind of a military (or similar) background and will pose some challenge for Marcus.

7)Esca/Marcus - massage & frotting
While Esca is still slave he's instructed to massage Marcus's bad leg. Marcus (who is wearing no trousers/leggings) lies on his stomach on the table while Esca massages him. Eventually the tension and UST builds between them until one day Esca's hands move further up, massaging Marcus's ass, etc, and that leads to frotting (either against each other or Marcus rubbing off against the table while Esca massages him).
8) Esca/Marcus/Esca, magical threesome
Happy (Pre-)Gay Farmers era.
Tired with all the hard work, Esca wishes there were two of him. Both he and Marcus are shocked then the wish is fulfilled. The new Esca is exactly the same as the old one and they get along splendidly, work, hunt and sleep together in a perfect unison. After a couple of days they begin to notice Marcus's foul mood. They come to a conclusion that he feels left out and lonely.
Cue both Escas seducing Marcus and making him feel wanted and needed :)

9)Esca/Marcus - movieverse, hate-sex
What it says on the tin - true, rough, merciless hatesex with Marcus and Esca seeing each other as equals and trying to get the upper hand.
They are both frustrated and hate each other and themselves for how much they care about the other, even though the other doesn't deserve it... Standard drill there :)
I don't care who ends up bottoming, Although I would appreciate the result to be kind a draw with both of them losing/winning :)
10)Esca/Marcus, movieverse, blindfold
Esca is a more dominant person in their relationship on any given day, but once in a while he needs to relinquish control, so he lets Marcus blindfold him.
Bonus points for confident, authoritative, but calm and caring Marcus.
FILLED: by bishop [livejournal.com profile] lulahbelle in Faith
11)Esca/Marcus, due south AU
Marcus first came to england on the trail of the killers and besmirchers of his father and for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, he has remained attached as liaison to Scotland Yard.
Bonuses for: Cradoc as Vecchio, Esca as Kowalski, Aquila as his uncle's ghost, who visits him on lieu of his dad, who's been missing in ghostland for a while, and Esca having a dance step rug in his apartment and a gossipy landlady who tells Marcus everything about his habits.
12) Esca/Marcus, canon era, uniform kink
So, one day, for whatever reason (nostalgia? IDK) Marcus puts on his old centurion uniform. Esca walks in/helps him put it on, and finds it fuckhot. Nature takes its course. ;)
13) Esca/Marcus, canon era, Marcus has an epiphany One day, Marcus realizes who's really in charge in this relationship - and it's not him. He's not entirely sure he likes it... at first. Sex possibly, but not necessarily, ensues.
14) Esca/Marcus, political AU Esca and Marcus are representatives of two rival political parties drawn into a much-discussed coalition. They get on well on a personal level; it's that political business that keeps getting in the mix and ruining the epic friendship and sex. Bonus for Liathan. WITH A BEAUTIFUL COMPANY OF [livejournal.com profile] motetus's ART THIS IS AN ABSOLUTELY MAGICAL PROMPT. I WILL MAKE YOU A MOJITO IF YOU ADD A GAY TORY RESEARCHER PLACIDUS SOMEWHERE IN THERE.
15)Esca/Marcus, Angst!Fic, Running away, Chase
Set in the Roman period and post! verse. Marcus being the honourable Roman he is, runs away because he is ashamed of his feelings for Esca. Esca chases after him aggressively to confront him and offer comfort. Basically a simple angst!fic. Extra points for switching POV between Esca and Marcus back and forth during the chase.
16)Esca/Seal Prince
So, there is a lot of fic out there already picturing Seal Prince having sex with Marcus or Marcus and Esca. But since here was sol much chemistry between Esca and Seal Prince, there should be more fic with these two, too. How about this: Seal Prince wasn't killed in the last battle but (a true miracle!) suirvived. I don't know how.
Esca and Marcus return with the Eagle and afterwards want to lead a happy life but Seal Prinmce finds them and wants revenge...
So maybe he's trying to do... it... with Esca and Marcus finds them and steps in. Maybe he gets his revenge. Maybe hurt feelings are involved. Whatever. I don't care. But please anon, make it happen!

IS IT ONLY ME OR DO WE HAVE TO BUILD ANOTHER WARD (SOON AVAILABLE ON DELICIOUS) FOR THOSE POOR ORPHANED BABIES?


OH ALL YE FAITHFUL, this week it was up to my wonderful accomplice Reverend [livejournal.com profile] ladytiferet to choose two promps of the canon variety and for me to choose two AUs. We cannot help but hope that there is something for everyone in this week's Service and that donation will tumble, aplenty, upon the altar steps.



Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus,public oral sex, public humiliation, dub-con bordering on non-con, angst, h/c
Alternate of the scene when Esca grabs Marcus and yanks his head back offering him to Seal Prince to kill: instead of doing that he makes Marcus suck him then and there, in front off all those warriors and girls.
It was the worst thing he could have done to a Roman and the best thing to do to show his submission. Marcus should hate him for it, he should want to kill him, not want to do it again, dream about him and wake up painfully hard, feeling the strong grip on his hair and Esca's taste on his tongue.

It's up to the author if he does it after they're together again or even back south or if they want to go with moar angst and Marcus does it again when they're still in the village and he's not sure of Esca's intentions but he just can't help himself.

Lots of repressed, ashamed Marcus and caring, comforting him Esca once everything is right again.

CARNAL FAVOURS WILL BE OFFERED TO ANYONE WHO FILLS THIS. THIS REVEREND'S BOOBS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARE ON THE TABLE.

Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus 5 times Esca fantasized about Marcus and 1 time he didn't have to
What does Esca fantasize about, I wonder?
Well, Marcus, of course! Mostly.

It would be fun to have different fantasies Esca has about Marcus at different stages of their relationship. When he has first met him, when they start their expedition in Caledonia, when they are with the Seal people and their role are reversed. After, of course. etc.

The time he doesn't have to create a fantasy is because they are now Happy Gay Farmers and are happy with what they live. Reality being more fulfilling than dreams.

If you start before Esca is captured by the Romans, then he can have one fantasy about someone else. But after he meets Marcus, it's only about his Roman master. Even when he thinks he doesn't care about him.

I'VE REALIZED WE'VE YET TO HAVE A 5+ FIC CLICHE HERE AND THANKS TO MY FELLOW REVEREND I COULD REMEDY THAT, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S PRETTY GROOVY.




Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus, Peter Jackson AU
What? I can't be the only one who thought about this.

The Percy Jackson Roman demigod camp is in the Berkeley Hills, and they lost their Eagle in Alaska during a quest.

Marcus is a son of Mars, Esca is a new camper who refuses to accept that he's a Roman half-blood because his family tree is entirely descended from northern Briton-types.

If you can work in the SPQR tattoo/brand that all campers get after their first deed of valour, I'll love you forever.

TWO VERY GOOD THINGS COMING TOGETHER? I THINK SO!
Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus, canon au,Sex slave, Alternate Meeting, past Non-con
So, what if Marcus did not find Esca in the Gladiator ring, but at a pleasure slave sale? Either he buys him, or Uncle Aquila decides to surprise him.
Esca of course is his usual stoic self, but possibly scarred from non-con with previous master(s).
Love to see Marcus being all honourable and such, but still lusting after his oh so delicious slave.
And Esca having nipple piercings would be an added bonus! :D
Please, no underage. I'd appreciate it if they were the ages they are in the movie.

CONGREGATION, I HAVE BEEN LUSTING AFTER THIS PROMPT FOR SO LONG AND WITH SUCH LICENTIOUSNESS THAT I HAVE *DREAMT* OF IT ON A NUMBER OF OCCASIONS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS READ MY OMNIPRESENT COMMENTS UNDER IT TO KNOW HOW MUCH EXACTLY I WANT IT. REWARDS WILL BE DEBAUCHED AND PLENTIFUL.

before we conclude the matters of the night, dear flock, I cannot uphold the suspense anymore. Tonight's Service is to be written down into history, for tonight we are the hosts of a most *divine* guest sermon today. THE FIRST IN THE HISTORY OF THIS .
Please welcome inappropriately, with all the lasciviousness youse can muster the one and only
[livejournal.com profile] riventhorn, the original scroll can be found here, but let me be the bearer of the gospel nevertheless:

Archbishop Riventhorn's City upon a Hill, 2011
[Inspired by John Winthrop—who is probably rolling over in his grave]
Now the onely way to avoyde this shipwracke and to provide for our posterity is to followe the Counsell of Micah, to doe Porne, to love kinks, to walke humbly with our Fellow Slashers, for this end, wee must be knitt together in this worke as one, wee must entertaine each other in sisterly Affeccion, wee must be willing to abridge our selves of our modesty (God forbid that wee shoulde have any left), for the supply of others prompts, wee must uphold a familiar Commerce together in all lustfulness, wantonness, horniness and liberallity, wee must delight in eache other, make others Plot Bunnyes our owne rejoyce together, mourne unfylled Promptes together, labour, and get offe together, allwayes haveing before our eyes our Commission and Community in the worke, our Community as members of the same body, soe shall wee keepe the unitie of the spirit in the bond of Porne, the Lord will be our God and delight to dwell among us, as his owne Prompte fillers and will commaund a blessing upon us in all our wayes, soe that wee shall see much more of the kinky potentiale of ships in this Fandom then formerly wee have beene acquainted with, wee shall finde that the God of Porne is among us, when tenn of us shall be able to fill a thousand Promptes, when hee shall make us a prayse and glory, that slashers shall say of succeeding Fandoms: the lord make it like that of The Eagle: for wee must Consider that wee shall be as a Citty upon a Hill, the eies of all people are uppon us; soe that if wee shall deale falsely with our kinks in this worke wee have undertaken and soe cause many Promptes to be unfulfylled, wee shall be made a story and a byword through the world, wee shall open the mouthes of enemies to speake evill of the wayes of Porne and all professours for Slashers sake; wee shall shame the faces of those who leave Promptes, and cause theire prayers to be turned into Cursses upon us till wee be consumed out of the kinky land whether wee are going: And to shutt upp this discourse with that exhortacion of Moses that faithfull servant of the Lord in his last farewell to Israell Deut. 30. Beloved there is now sett before us Promptes, and Porne, kinks and slash in that wee are Commaunded this day to love the Lord our Porne, and to love one another to walke in his wayes and to keepe his Commaundements and his Plot Bunnyes, and the Articles of our Covenant with him that wee may fill Promptes and be multiplyed, and that the Lord our God may blesse us in the fandom whether wee goe to possesse it: But if our heartes shall turne away soe that wee will not fill promptes, but shall be seduced and worshipp other Fandoms our pleasures, and proffitts, and serve them, it is propounded unto us this day, wee shall surely perishe out of the good Land whether wee passe over this vast Sea to fylle the Promptes;

Therefore lett us choose Porne,

that wee, and our fellow Slashers,

may live; by filling the

Promptes, and inspiring them,

for Porne is our life, and

our prosperity.

beholde the Church's own and brand new Book of Common Prayer

I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon.

We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends

and always remember to SIN BOLDLY

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